Rotgoons - Narrative Declaration

everyone are you ready for another exciting episode what's this what's this for
you started to say it and my brain immediately like shot dopamine everywhere and i was like
it's happening it's starting it's actually happening get ready to scream get ready to scream
i thought it sounded like i was about to punch you and you were getting
you're bracing for impact yeah i was like is everybody ready for it i just felt my whole
body go i was like yeah i'm ready i'm ready yeah yeah get my fix get my fix hey you guys
want to try and do it together i hope i'll type in what it is so people don't know what
that's a great idea ready for another exciting episode okay who's gonna count us down and
are we counting to one or zero i'll uh i'll say on go i'll be like three two one go and
then we'll say what i typed in there so everyone get ready how about how about how about three
two one goon yeah we'll do one goon okay everyone get ready and basically i do it as like like let's
get ready for another exciting episode of rockers you know all right and then chat can say yippee
yeah jack is a yippee froggy all right let's get ready it's already failed froggy already went yippee
no no no no no premature yippee fuck it up froggy no i didn't i didn't i didn't no no no we haven't
even said it yet let's get ready let's get ready let's get ready let's get you all together all
right get you all together okay okay three two one goon let's get ready for another exciting episode
everybody start at different fucking cadences and at different times and i was just like
i'm just gonna sit here hey uh hey um heart what's up with heart my camera broke
what's going on with heart right over here my camera broke so i i'm i'm casual heart this is
what heart looks like before he arrives to perform the rot goon sesh and when he actually has a british
accent oh my god it's an actor au i love this this is my favorite give me your best british heart
accent the the best heart accent that i can for like yeah yeah so he comes in like this right
and he's like yeah are we gonna do this which scene are we gonna do today i didn't read the script
that sounds normal i thought you were like that oh yeah just give me that damn brother now all of
them over there oh yeah don't slap me on me slap me on me palm right there gov right there yeah
apples and peas yeah anyway about that bricks he's so british this is the most british i've ever seen
heart in my life he wouldn't be like that he wouldn't be like that he would literally just be like
from fucking he would be from sheffield he wouldn't be a big shot guy he's just a dude you look like
you're coming to take my lunch buddy he's about to come over and give you the london special just
a little step step yeah yeah yeah actor heart uh was hired due to the fact that he is a he's a
dedicated um he's a dedicated uh short like hot pants model and that's why he was hired he's not
actually an actor uh so they they dub him
oh my god
hot pants model like every movie he's in there's just an inordinate amount
of like thigh shots yeah i'm here for it
i'm just imagining because this is like remember like arnold sports or whatever just imagine him
talking but they're like oh no we wouldn't his accent everything won't work in hollywood let's just
get a voice actor so it never aligns with his lips
yes just say like it's like i'll be back you'll be like i'll be back and he keeps moving his lips
yeah no like that that's that's what heart typically was but actor heart then like people
fell in love with the fact that the rot goons was a low budget production show and whatever
and uh they loved his funny weird antics and the fact that he he's a cheesy actor he says things like
oh yeah i'll go and do that
and and if this is low budget then beetle and gray must look amazing
beetle's a puppet
i i want you to know that you're just like i was like a hot pants bottle you're like that's where i was
tired and now i can only think of like the family guy bit where peter is just like
and my side job as a as a zookeeper with incredibly muscular thighs
it's like so this is the parrot so who wants to hear about my thighs
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uploaded on patreon and uh it's really funny we went to the no-no hole so it was great yeah why
yeah okay so we're here we're just like oh we're good and then like on the kingmaker campaign we're
gonna go to the no-no hole like it's it we have we just like accidentally stumbled onto a theme
like is this is this you guys do like no no hole it was the no-no door the no-no door oh same thing
it's a hole that's rectangular okay square hole the adventure goes in the square hole
the beetle grabs beetle by the neck no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
the course square hole puts him into the hole gets out the broom but of course the first adventure
they'll go into the square hole starting to introduce everybody is minerva it's me i go in
the square hole you do hello everyone my name is minerva aka party demon s you can find me on all
sorts of social media with that name i am an artist a vtuber and an overall problem and i would love to
see you in my neck of the woods i play uh great crocus the level seven seven seven no ranger seven
seven seven i was like did we did we did we secretly level up again
seven seven seven is it a jackal jackal jackal jackal it's a jackal jackal jackal
hey chat say what level they should be i'll level them up immediately when we decide anyway next up
no no no no hey don't give that not your turn it's to leave's turn hi or better i may be better
known as cabal um your favorite frightening caffeinated cult leader and youtube's hooded horror
host uh soon tm uh there's a whole story there oh my god yeah i'm so sorry yeah i uh i'm a voice
actor i am a horror enthusiast uh artist uh multi i wear a multitude of other hoods wait hold on that
came across really bad oh my show got canceled so quickly yeah oh my lord
sometimes you say things and i come you don't realize what it sounds like until you open your
mouth yeah anyway yeah anyways uh yeah and uh i played to leave the level seven uh ghost mages
and of course the one that might go into the circle hall is a resident little guy froggy lock
hi i'm froggy lock i'm a professional artist and a live streamer and a variety streamer here on twitch
but you can find me on all other social media platforms under the same handle today i'm going
to be playing beatles above the level seven kobold investigator level seven right yeah
see what chat says i mean i mean it looks like someone said level 20 i'm just i'm just saying
no i don't i don't i don't want to fight the the uh god i forgot what it is never mind oh there's
all the ones there they go yeah yeah level one level one level one level two congratulations we're
all dirt farmers yeah yeah yay i have a rake
i love this for us and of course our mountainous mayhem of beauty salty job is that me yeah wow yeah
i'm not that mountainous i'm more like a small boulder
a boulder the size of a boulder yeah i'm a boulder the size of a boulder
uh hi my name is salty job you can find me over at salty job on twitter you can also support me
further by supporting narrative declaration and cabal over at youtube slash cabal due to the fact
that i work with both of these people yeah the wonderful people behind the scenes i play heart
he's a level seven kineticist of the wood and earth implements and i dare you chat when we
become level nine characters talim could pick a bunch of damage spells but he could also just pick
wall of stone and produce about 14 tons of stone permanent stone every day it it's the it's the
capitalist dream that's so much stone it's so much stone he's a living quarry i'm picking at level nine
and of course i am your host game master for this evening i am zorn the bear and of course if you
want to help out your lovely heroes uh on for we don't have it just yet on the youtube side uh sonosu
who uh codes up the bars that you see under everyone under everyone's characters um he's trying to get
it working for youtube and stuff so people who do donations on there could link it up but on twitch
if you do exclamation point hero point in twitch you'll be taught on how to help out your heroes
by basically you donate bits by assigning with the character name and it'll go directly to their bar
it'll auto fill up and uh they can get use it for a hero point and hero point allows them to re-roll
rolls all the other fun stuff but of course a little small trickle of it goes to me to use for
venom points which means i can re-roll enemy attacks and stuff and really mess them up so
also you can directly donate to the game master so you can kill our heroes even more so no that's
what you're into no that'd be perfect you you yawning over there no y'all i said no
i could see this beetle's mouth just go also she's muted so it's real funny seeing the flaps
i think she's eating she got done eating yeah she keeps talking but she's still muted on discord
i hate it here i said you were muted like
yep
this is content
i love when froggy just gets so exasperated you hear her hands just hit the table just
just thunk i'm waiting for the day to her i'm waiting for the day where she just like
full-on asmund goals and just like slams her entire forehead and table just
and it splits in half keyboard shatter in half
kiwi's oddly silenced because you know he's stunned at that point he's like i don't know what to do
i feel like even screaming isn't appropriate for this situation i love my baby boy
you know loving i have nothing for that uh who wants to recap what happened last time
uh i did it last time
if there's a hero point for it if no one wants to do it i'll just give myself a venom point
i'm okay with that
i can do it
soren
argument
no
maybe not
just slap you
i can do it
but heart and talib need hero points so i'm like i'm waiting to see if
you know if you want a hero point or not
i don't want to do the recap i was still sick i don't remember
oh true true true true true true true
whoever can summarize it the best
do it froggy
okay
you can summarize well
all right so our session started where the last ended
jesus christ
um our little leafy friend who we had met in the session before last session uh willow
ran off with our box the box that we need to bring back to the the big old curtain and
bubby bubby and uh he was being chased by a big old fleshy amalgamation through the halls
we entered into that hall out from like a little fungal tube fungal tunnel
and
uh he was stuck because he was very sick
why were you saying like that does it sound like an innuendo
i don't know why were you so tickled by fungal tunnel
i love fungal tunnel like it's probably my favorite map that we've played on so far
and i got their colorful mushrooms everywhere so beautiful
and then the zombie hulk
yeah then the fungal tunnel and then the the zombie hulk he had gotten stuck trying to chase
our little lushy friend who had our chest
so we we just started wailing on him because he looks like an affront to god
um and when he got unstuck and started coming at us that heart pulled out these crazy heart
statues and like threw them on the floor the heart statues were stopping him from cutting at us
so anyway we blew the shit out of that guy because he was ugly and his family's ugly and we didn't like
him and then we went past him down the tunnel where our leshy friend went with our box
and that's where we met garavan garavan is a silly little guy who got separated
from his delvers pack his delvers group and he has been living at like a tiny little campsite
for months bandaged up really rough shape but uh willow and willow's friend who is revealed to us
here shoom a mushroom lushy who a mushroom lushy who only speaks by going shoom willow and shoom
shoom who is way more shy than willow they've been taking care of garavan so they're the only reason
he's alive he's there he's got his like his boons his bounties that he's found from his delving
but he can't make it back to the delvers encampment that he was originally from and he doesn't even know
if anybody there is alive anymore there have been cave-ins it's been so long nobody's come to find him
so the goons who go bet don't worry we're gonna get you out of here also is that our box and then the
camera pans over and our he's got our fucking box he's got our box in his tent and he's like
yeah we're like that's our box and he's like oh i don't know what you're talking about it's not a box
and we were like um that's suspicious that's weird so then we struck up a deal with garavan
where if we help him get out alive he'll give us our box bam bam thank you ma'am okay so we go off
into the tunnels back into the fungal tunnels and uh shoom because he can speak to the mushrooms
he can shoom and it talks to the mushrooms and the mushrooms all light up and it's crazy and it's
like snow white up in this tunnel bitch we go out and uh shoom is leading us through the tunnels
so we can get to the encampment to get garavan help get garavan back up to land and everything
is going to be super pogo shoom teaches us to talk to the mushrooms sort of we get a sense of the
surrounding tunnels by just like touching them and going shoom and we come to a fork in the road
we come to a little split we can hear running water down one side it just seems to like we
we can tell there's some activity down both directions but we decide to check out the water one
um there's a water elemental down there and to leave he's like hey guys water elementals
they love to gurgle churgle baja blast drown you and you should not go down there because we're going
to die but we don't know what tunnel leads to the camp with the delvers so we decide that we're gonna go
and try and trick the water elemental into beetles got this hat of disguise and he puts it on and he's
like i'm gonna pretend to be a water elemental and i'm gonna tell him we're chill and then maybe he'll let
this pass um tldr after a quick little conversation and schmoozing with the water elemental
beetle agrees to let the water elemental inside his belly um and then in exchange for that they get to
live so beetle guzzles up a water elemental and now i've got an unnamed water elemental in beetle
uh which was for nothing because that tunnel doesn't even lead to the encampment it's just a bunch of
water and shit so fuck me god damn it we turn around and we go to the other tunnel
you don't even know that even too that's the best part i swear to god if that tunnel went to the
encampment and the overall trip was easier than the second tunnel holy shit i'm gonna i'm gonna show
you the bat i'm gonna fucking barb i it felt like i guzzled a water elemental for nothing
i like how you were just like we were gonna go trick the water elemental and i'm just like
that's not how i remember it yeah we were gonna go trick it we were gonna be like oh yeah look
this is a water elemental it is homies and now we can maybe yeah we were gonna try and like
smooze it so we could like pass without there being any problems and not die yeah uh and then
it turned into you drinking the water elemental so that was yeah that was fun uh so now there's
a water elemental who just talks in beetle's head and uh we went down the other tunnel tunnel number
two bunch of little gross creepy manta rays with with teeth and they were hugging us and trying to
eat our face and we killed those and then we found a boat at the end of the tunnel we found a big open
lake area kind of like a i don't know a pocket in the in the cave system and you could see there were
planks there were docks on the other side of this this cold wet pocket and we were like oh shit that's
totally the delvers camp that's totally where the like the delvers base is down here we got to get
across there so we hop in our little dinghy uh two at a time so it was just gray and heart and it gets
to the other side and immediately these fey fish fucks start shooting water at heart and try to eat
the shit out of him because heart had the audacity to touch their water which doesn't make any sense
because he didn't touch their water they blasted him into their water but they thought he was coming
to touch their water what the fuck stupid ass fish and we were ready to go ham on these fish we were
ready to go to town on these fish we were going to kill the shit out of these fish but then for some
reason somehow we managed to diplomacy our way into just talking with the fey fish with the help of
the water elemental that was guzz guzz guzzled guzz guzzlified yeah and he like brain implanted a
language into beetle yeah he took like an elon musk brain chip and put it in beetle uh and then
now beetle can speak fey so beetle was like stop being a cock fish and the fish was like
so now we've secured a way through very careful negotiations with some fish and a water elemental
in order to get garavin back to the encampment and to the surface and we can finally get our box
back baby let's go also i really want to ask shum and willow if they'll come with us
i don't want to leave them down there in the dark there is a point where i want to give myself a
villain point of how many things you've assumed and got wrong you assumed so many different things it's
insane but it was funny but i'm just these are assumptions these are conclusions that i came to
now that froggy made me look like an asshole and made the entire show feel like a fever dream
all the information that you gave me i i i want you to know why you were on your uh your
vision quest you know like uh yeah absumption parade um yeah when you were just like yeah it did
like a beetle like drank the water elemental and uh someone was just like huh beetle fat now i'm sorry
froggy you've become sonic you've become deviant art sonic art no no if anyone makes art in the bud
i'm nipping this in the bud if anyone makes art of that you were banned no here's the actual argument
for this he is not slushy belly beetle he is i have too much liquid in my head beetle he's
baja blasted his brain it looks like a water balloon with two legs i just cephalitis beetle yeah
chat he's got thick water in his brain please help me i want this to end if every villain point
i get i will use it directly to beetle
the hashtag jam with your bits goes directly to harming beetle what the fuck you know what i drank a
lot of tea before this session i'm just gonna pee really quick before we start okay you could also
you could also do points at other people because a portion of those points goes to zoran too
nice try bring it to me
i tried i mean i'm topped up i'm fine
now we gotta wait for froggy yeah so how's the weather shouldn't drink that water elemental so
this is where we cut for a bit of editing so remember when editing with a fuck where this is raw
oh shit oh this is a live show and it goes directly to the thing it's all content oh look
there's there's froggy right there in chat on her alternate account beepers vt oh yeah it's the
alt account there it is the alt account y'all we love beepers i have not met beepers
don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think
about it don't think about it and in that's wrong he's just girl beepers that's horrible
they're basically the same person beepers doesn't exist beepers can't hurt you
You want to know what Froggy did the other day, Zorin?
Froggy had herself, beepers, and ghosty all in a stream together
Imagine that
I already lose enough blood as it is
Anyway
Hi everyone
Hi
Welcome back
Did we get our hair apart?
Did we get our hair apart?
She almost cancelled it out
I don't even know if I should really give you one
But here's a pity one
Here you go
I recounted all the characters' names
I recounted all the events
What's the guy's name that you saved?
Garavan
Okay, you're good
You're here, fine
Try to catch him
No, it's our buddy Gary
Garavan
I feel like if you call him Gary
He's gonna stab you with a splintered
Like
I wanted you to be super wrong
Like
I've got like Kevin
Dude, we saved Kevin, dude
But it is true
You were able to help him out
You were able to help him out
And what's that?
I was gonna say
Froggy, do you take notes?
Yeah
Do you handwrite these notes?
Yeah
I feel like if you put them on an asylum wall
They wouldn't be out of place
I feel like there's the scrawlings of a mad woman
Absolutely deranged
I have a 12-page document
Full of raccoon's notes
I'm a good player
I'm a good player, bro
What the fuck?
Is it a handwritten document?
Yeah
Like I typed it with my hands
Oh
Let's continue, Zora
Please
Please, please
Let me get away
I'm cutting this off
I'm cutting this off
We're playing the game now
So
He said you all were able to help Garavan
Over to the encampment
And you guys kind of come up into this crevice inside of the rock
There seems to be a ramshackled wooden structure
As you go up the stairs inside
And it is trashed inside
You see signs of battle and struggle
And a whole bunch of things happened
And you rest him down onto the floor
As the two leshies come in
You see Shoo as he goes
Shoo
And of course Wello to the side
Kind of like keeping an eye out of the door
As if he's like pulling security in a way
The Garavan taps the chest
As he kind of leaned up against the wall
And kind of weakly pushes it a little bit to you all
And says
Here's payment
Thank you very much
Oh, thank you
The hatch
And he kind of points over
To a broken ladder that goes up to the ceiling
But you feel you can still try to scramble your way up there
It's like
The latch should be there
To get you to the surface
We'll carry you with us
He nods and just accepts his fate
Because he can't move
Yeah, yeah
He's trying to get rid of us
He finds us so fucking annoying
He's like
Alright, there it is
Please go, please go
Why does this ambulance
It's just froggy with a
It's a beetle with a light on his head
With the
Wee-woo, wee-woo, wee-woo, wee-woo
Wee-woo, wee-woo
Stop
Who's going up first?
I was going to say
Like
If we were going to bring Garavan with us
Who would carry him
Because we have to also bring the chest
That is
I'll make two tricks
A heart is the only person
Not leaving the chest behind
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Gray can try and help bring him up
Okay, like
You want to
You're sure you've known how to like
Piggyback him
Yeah, like carry him over and stuff
You're able to cinch him up just fine
She's carrying children heavier than him
Are you guys coming up with us?
Sure
You see
Well, I would kind of
Look to him
And look to you, beetle
And go
Just rustles as it nods
Enthusiastically
We have the perfect place for you
You're going to love it so much
Should we take them to the Elbis?
I
Don't see why not
Gray will like call
As she's like climbing up
You're going to love life above the city
It's going to
Sorry, not above the city
You're going to be in the city
I meant above like here
Ha ha
And my brain crossed wires there
You're going to love it in the city
It's only like 5% less lethal
Than staying down here
True
And somehow
It's even darker in some places
Yeah
Yeah
Before we get over enthusiastic
About going back to the Elmas
Need I remind you
We have been
And like
Talim looks over
At Garavan
And looks back at everybody
Indisposed
For the span of a month
But we can't just drop them off
I feel like there's going to be
How do I put this
A lot of questions that need to be answered
Should we deliver the chest
And then drop them off?
I guess they could go with Garavan
To the
To the Delvers
The
Chest
Remember
We are
Keeping that
We're keeping it
And
Talim will like
Motion around
It's like
The gym
Yeah
The inside beetle
Heart knocks on the chest
We need that
I thought we were bringing that to
Kurt did
And
Heart has the most
Like
Thinking
Hard thinking
Face
He has ever had
Looking over
To Talim
Looking over at Gray
Like
So
I'm not sure if you remember this
After you're
And Talim will like
Reach down
And act like he's
Tamping beetle
Like on the top of the head
Your
Cranial trauma
Yeah
That was pretty severe
I was out of it
For quite a while
Was it not
Cardinan
Who hired
Croc
To
Um
How do I put this
Capture
Uh
Our
Small
Waitress
Friends
Uh
Larger
Companion
That's what he hired
Croc for
Talim just puts his head
In his hands
And
He
Sighs
Even though he does not
Need to breathe
I thought he hired
Croc to get that
And he points at the chest
And we were gonna
Bring it to him
And make things square
And then he was gonna
Set us free
And cure us
Gray's already just
She's just
She's just leaving
Gray
As you
Go up
And pull the latch
Roll me a reflex save
Oh
Fun
Fun
Fun
Fun
Fun
Roll
That is a 19
For a total of 36
Uh
For your total of 36
And weirdly
The roll sound effect
Didn't go
Oh well
Uh
For 36
You're able to
Bow
Like quickly
Jump out of the way
As a big rock
Just
Comes out
From the trap door
And after
Billowing of smoke
And debris
Just kind of
Settles down
After
You notice
As you look up
That the trap door
To the surface
Is sealed shut
With a bunch of
Boulders and rocks
Kind of
Pressed up
Against each other
The way
Is no longer
Accessible
We're gonna
So we have
A problem
Her head's just
Kind of
Slowly
Turning back
Towards the group
She just
Kind of
Looks
Looks a little
Deadpan
But also
Hey
Uh
Guys
Oh we're dead
Oh we're gonna
Die down here
Oh we're dead
Already have
Thanks
Oh we're dead
To leave like
Looks at Beetle
Is just like
Maybe you at least
All right
Spectre
Whoa
Were there words
Grail hopped down
From the ladder
And carefully put
Uh
Our friend down
So he doesn't
Get hurt even more
Hmm
There has to be
Another way up
I mean
Heart
Rubs his chin
A little bit
I mean
I could probably
Take that away
Uh
The boulders
Yeah yeah yeah
It will just take
He looks down
Starts
Starts tapping
His feet
A while
A while
While
Like
Do you
Think you
Could
Excavate that
With your
And like
Talim like
Waves his hand
Like
Earthen
Inclinations
Yeah
Like a month
Um
I don't want
To have time
For a month
I don't want
To eat mushrooms
For a month
We've already
Lost a month
With our
No offense
Garavid
Issue
But
But
I don't think
We can do
Another month
Yeah
It would be
Impossible
In most
Cases
You know
But I
Can just
You know
He
Picks up
Like a little
Pebble
From the ground
And he holds
It in his hand
And then it
Disappears
But
I can't
Really do
That
You know
For big
Things
That easy
So
Yeah
About a month
So
Other
Plan B
Hey
Meadle
Does your
Does your
Little water
Friend know
Of a way
Out
Uh
I suppose
The way
That my
Water friend
Came in
Hey
What
How'd you
Get down
Here
Were you
A water
Elemental
Above the
Surface
Or below
The surface
Before the
Cave-in
I've gone
Through many
Waterways
Around here
I can easily
Leave here
And go to
The surface
Whenever I
Want
But
You
All
Wouldn't
Survive
The water
Ways
He says
We won't
Survive
The water
Ways
Is that
A challenge
Huh
Huh
I don't
I don't
Think it
Was a
Challenge
What if
We try
Opening
The chest
Do you
I mean
We don't
Really know
How to
Utilize
The contents
It
Would be
Worth it
Derevan
Will pat
Gray
On the
Shoulder
Saying
Since we're
Not going
Anywhere
Could you
Put me
Down
Yeah
Yeah
She
She already
She already
Was doing
That
As you
As
As he
Goes to
The ground
And
Garvin
Will kind
Of
Raise
A weakened
Hand
For everyone's
Attention
And go
Well
I'm just
Going to be
Stuck here
For a little
Bit
I
Fully
To be
Honest
With you
All
And
Try to
Find
Another
Way
Out
Of
Here
I
Well
There
And he'll
Kind of
Motion
There
Isn't
Actually
You know
Like a
Native
For obvious
Reasons
And well
Like
Shuffle
The bush
Head
That it
Has
Well
Me and
Well
Here
Were
Part of
A group
That was
Sent down
Here
And
Obviously
Me and
Us and
Our
Delvers
Or so
We're
Going
Out
And
About
And
As I
Told you
Before
We got
Split
Up
But
I haven't
Seen any
Signs
Of
Days
Well
It was
Been
Scouting
Here
And
There
Trying
To
Find
Other
Alternative
Ways
And
That's
Where
We
Also
Met
Shroom
Who
Actually
Does
Live
Down
Here
Did
You
Get
Split
Up
By
A
Massive
Mountain
Of
Meat
Falling
Down
On
Top
Of
Anything
And
Then
Splitting
You
Apart
Yes
We
Did
Get
Split
Apart
But
There
Was
We
Were
Also
Running
From
Something
And
It
Was
After
Several
Of
Our
Folks
Got
Taken
Away
By
Creature
With
Multiple
Hands
That
Encompass
Its
Body
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Oh god
Would
Arcana
Or
Occultism
Work
Towards
Either
Either
Would
Help
Out
Either
Okay
I'll
Roll
Occultism
Screw it
I never
Get to
Use
This
Skill
Anyways
That's
A
With
A
On
The
Die
For
A
Total
Of
A
See
If
I
Can
Figure
Out
What
The
Thing
That
Was
Chasing
Them
Was
For
Future
Things
Cab
Ghost
Are
Typically
Associated
With
Occultism
Or
Religion
So
In case
You
Ever
Want
To
Be
Like
Ghost
Fact
You
Can
Ghost
Fact
I
Love
Ghost
Fact
With
Your
Occultism
You
Don't
Know
Exactly
What
He's
Talking
About
From
The
Only
Description
That
He
Gave
Of
It
But
From
What
He's
Indicating
In
The
Things
You've
Been
Experiencing
Here
You're
Thinking
It
Is
A
Very
Powerful
Fae
Creature
Could
I
Do
A
Society
Check
To
See
If
That
Description
Sounds
Familiar
To
Any
Like
Towny
Folklore
Stories
That
I've
Heard
Or
Any
Books
That
I've
Read
Okay
Here
We
Could
I
Add
My
Keen
Recollection
Modifier
To
It
Sure
Yeah
I'll
Let
You
Have
It
Oh
I
Think
I
Turned
It
On
And
I
Think
I
Think
There
We
Go
Okay
There
It
Goes
Like
Did
It
Just
Bug
Out
It's
Not
Going
There
It
Is
Just
Thinking
About
It
That's
The
Total
Of
The
Total
Of
You
Don't
Remember
Exactly
What The
Thing
May
Have
Been
Called
But
You
Maybe
Heard
Some
Child
Stories
Or
So
Of
Something
That
Will
Creep
To
The
Dead
Of
Night
Taking
Your
Many
Things
That
You
Hold
Real
Tight
Of
All
The
Different
Things
You
Love
That
Maybe
Disappear
For
One
Other's
Love
And
Just
That
Little
Nursery
Rhyme
Thing
Or
So
Someone
Of
This
Creature
That
Likes
To
Collect
Things
I
Like
To
Keep
Them
Or
Covet
Them
It's
The
It's
The
Reason
Why
One
Of
Your
Socks
Will
Be
Gone
Yeah
It's
Like
Things
That
You
Things
You
Hold
Precious
All
Of
A
Sudden
Are
Gone
It's
Now
The
Laundry
Monster
We
Had
To
Get
Out
Of
Here
I've
Heard
Stories
About
This
Thing
What
What
Do
You
Mean
If
You've
Got
Two
Socks
It
Takes
The
Left
One
Creep
Kind
Looks
Down
At
Her
Feet
There's
No
Socks
There
Great
Great
Looks
At
What
Is
It
Not
Great
To
Leave
Looks
At
His
Ethereal
Sandals
None
Of
Us
We're
Socks
This
Thing
Will
Scurry
Around
And
It'll
Steal
Things
From
You
And
It
Hordes
Them
It
Collects
Them
It
Steals
Things
Yeah
I
Don't
Like
This
We
Should
Leave
Yeah
Only
I
Should
Steal
Things
What
What
We
Should
Open
This
Chest
Caravan
Will
Will
Speak
Up
And
Say
I
Think
One
The
Only
Ways
We're
Probably
Going to
Get
Out
Of
Here
Is
If
You
Find
Another
Way
Through
The
Water
Way
Which
Is
Usually
What
We
Went
Through
Or
You
Find
Some
Of
My
Old
Delvers
And
Maybe
They'll
Know
Something
Maybe
They
Found
Another
Way
When
Either
They
Might
Have
Escaped
Capture
Or
If
There's
Somewhere
Else
Around
Here
The
Water
Elemental
In
My
Head
Told
Me
Not
To
Go
Up
The
Water
Way
What's
Meaning
You
Want
Going
To
Survive
Squeezing
Through
The
Various
Bits
You
Can
Go
Down
A
Stream
Or
You
Can
Drown
If
You
Don't
Know
What
You're
Doing
Wait
Wait
So
You
Do
Think
We
Could
Survive
The
Water
Way
I
Bet
I
Bet
Huh
Yeah
Right
He
Sighed
I
Think
He's
Intimidated
That's
Right
My
Head
Is
In
My
Hands
Beetle
I
Think
We
Should
Avoid
The
Water
Way
Yes
You
Can
Do
It
Just
Fine
Solid
Whatever
Just
Go
Or
Something
It
Doesn't
Matter
Well
If
You
Drown
It
Be
A
New
Experience
For
Me
Oh
Okay
I'm
Gonna
Ignore
That
Garavan
Said
That
They
Used
To
Take
The
Water
Ways
Uh
Uh
Uh
Old
Drippy
In
My
Head
Is
Saying
We
Might
Stand
A
Chance
But
We
Might
Also
Just
Drown
But
Also
He's
Kind
Of
Like
Pessimistic
Well
The
Last
Time
We
Touched
The
Water
We
Had
Some
Fish
We
Had
To
Deal
With
That's
My
Only
Concern
Yeah
I
Did
Feed
Them
A
Bunch
Of
Papaya
Though
So
Maybe
They're
On
Our
Side
Now
Just
Hear
Outside
Like a
Chorus
The
Fish
It's
Like a
Musical
Number
Out
There
There's
Choreography
Heart
Heart
Heart
Becomes
The
King
Of
The
Fish
Um
I
Can
Speak
To
The
Fish
Thanks
To
Drippy
So
Uh
Uh
We
Could
Give
It
A
Shot
I'm
Gonna
Say
Something
I
Might
Regret
Okay
I
Trust
You
Yeah
I
Trust
You
I
Trust
You
Bro
I
Don't
Trust
The
Thing
In
Yeah
But
I
Trust
You
I
Have
A
Concern
About
The
Chest
It's
Very
Heavy
Can
We
Take
The
Thing
Out
Of
The
Chest
And
Maybe
Like
Somehow
That
Will
Affect
The
Weight
Of
It
Like
Can
We
Make
It
Whole
Right
Here
Or
Puts
A
Hand
On
Talim's
Shoulder
Or
At
Least
Hover
Above
It
Looks
At
Him
Very
Sad
I
Know
That
You
Wanted
That
Chest
I
Know
That
You
Wanted
A
Like
Five
Inch
Thick
Magic
Proved
Chest
I
Know
Beatles
Kind
Of
Telling
The
Truth
Here
Talim
Like
Slowly
Looks
Over
At
Heart
Like
His
Eyes
Just
Like
His
Glowing
Eyes
Behind
His
Visor
Just
Squinted
Like
What
The
Fuck
Are
You
On
About
Like
And
He
Like
Looks
At
Heart
And
He's
Just
Like
I'm
Sure
I
Will
Get
Over
My
Emotional
Devastation
Maybe
If
We
Take
The
Gem
And
Just
Like
Scramble
It
Up
We
Stir
It
Like
You
Know
When
You
Add
Potatoes
To
Soup
And
You
Stir
It
If
We
Add
The
Gem
To
The
Chest
And
Stir
It
Then
It'll
It'll
Get
Whole
And
Then
It'll
Be
Easier
To
Carry
Yeah
Beetle
I
I
Hate
To
Derail
This
Line
Of
Thought
That
You're
Going
on
Can
We
Even
Open
The
Well
What's
Inside
If I
Recall
Correctly
There
Are
Two
Orbs
I
Do
Believe
I'm
Not
Quite
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
Don't
Interact
My
Roleplay
Go
Talk
To
Fish
That's
In
Character
That's
In
Character
Two
Orbs
And
Beetle
Laughs
But
I
Do
Believe
They
Are
Used
For
Something
However
As
For
Opening
The
Chest
Heart
Will
Tellim
Will
Like
Go
To
Like
Tap
Heart's
Chest
And
Is
Like
I
Believe
You
Have
The
Key
My
Friend
Oh
Right
Yeah
I
Was
Given
That
That's
Up
To
You
Then
Heart
Turns
Towards
The
Chest
He
Hasn't
Tried
To
Open
It
Since
He
Saw
It
The
Chest
Blushes
Ready
To
Be
Open
Now
I
Don't
Wanna
That's
How
You
Game
Master
Not
To
Open
The
Chest
But
I
See
Me
Come
Up
To
The
Chest
And
Try
To
Open
It
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
A
Heart
Kneels
Down
In
Front
Of
It
Since
He's
So
Fucking
Big
And
He
He
Tries
To
Open
It
How
Do
You
Open
It
I
I'll
Put
My
Finger
At
The
Lock
You
Point
At
The
Lock
I
Point
At
The
Lock
And
Like
Tried
To
Put
Push
My
Finger
At
It
Or
Something
Because
You
Know
Key
Key
You
Know
The
Key
You
That's
It
Right
He
He
Turns
Back
To
Everyone
Else
Like
Like
Guys
It's
The
Key
I
Have
It's
Not
Really
A
Thing
You
Can
You
Know
Just
Put
In
There
I
What
I
Can't
Redo
That
Why
Not
I
Can
Hear
To
To
Lean
We'll
Like
Hover
Behind
Heart
And
We'll
Like
Lean
Over
It's
Like
Maybe
This
Will
Help
Do
You
Remember
The
Feeling
You
Had
When
You
First
Absorbed
It
When
You
Were
Given
That
Gift
The
Energy
That
Flowed
Through
You
Just
By
Tell him
Saying
It
Heart's
Aura
Activates
His
Hair
Stands
On
End
And
He
Looks
At
Yeah
I
Can
Try
It's
Like
Imagine
That
Channel
That
Energy
From
Your
Chest
Through
Your
Arm
Imagine
It
As
The
Flow
Of
The
Elements
Themselves
Bring
It
To
Your
Hand
And
Concentrate
It
Around
The
Lock
As
You
Put
As
You
Touch
It
If
That
Will
Help
Heart
Breathes
In
Through
His
Nostrils
Just
Like
Dumb
Down
Magical
Theory
Heart
Breathes
In
Through
His
Nostrils
His
Heart
His
Entire
Chest
Expands
And
He
Once
Again
Just
Holds
His
Finger
Up
Towards
The
Lock
And
Then
He
Breathes
Out
As
He
Focuses
So
Hard
That
He
Accidentally
Launches
An
Elemental
Blast
Towards
This
Chest
Except
It
Appears
As
A
White
Flame
Since
Due
To
Being
A
Wood
Kineticist
He
Can
Do
Vitality
Damage
It
Doesn't
Deal
Damage
To
Anything
As
You
Blast
The
Chest
Are
You
Sure
Except
On
Dead
As
You
Blast
The
Chest
You
See
That
The
Magic
That
Was
Given
To
You
From
The
Giant
Before
Imbues
In
With
The
Chest
And
You
See
Just
Multiple
Just
Metallic
Kink
Kink
And
It
Just
Opens
Up
A
Little
Bit
Heart
Smiles
Super
Wide
Up
At
Talim
I'm
Like
I'm
Like
A
Wizard
Now
Talim
At
This
Point
Has
Like
Reared
Back
And
It's
Like
He's
Taking
A
Step
Back
And
He's
Just
Like
Good
Job
Please
Never
Point
What
You
Just
Did
At
Me
Oh
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Don't
Worry
About
It
Heart
Blows
Out
The
Burning
White
Flame
On
His
Finger
Talim
Just
Like
Mutters
Under
His
I'm
Going
To
Worry
About
It
He's
Kind
Of
Like
Leaning
Over
She's
Like
Did
It
Work
Did
It
Work
Curious
Grandma
Mode
Heart
Reaches
His
Hand
Within
The
Chest
And
Tries
To
Just
Reach
Around
Feel
Around
And
Grasps
The
Ball
Firmly
You
Firmly
Graps
The
Ball
And
You
See
That
It's
Not
Just
Two
Ball
Is
Hanging
You
See
That
It
Is
Like
A
Like
A
Weird
Morph
Like
Imagine
Two
Orbs
Kind
Like
Morph
Together
Sort
Of
Deal
And
It
Looks
All
Just
It's
Like
A
Lump
Of
Something
But
You
Could
Just
Tell
It's
A
It's
Like
An
Amalgamation
Of
Like
A
Metallic
Sort
Of
Weird
Just
Kind
Of
Rainbow
Like
An
Oil
Slick
You
Know
When
You
Look
At
Oil
On
The
Yeah
It's
Like
Not
Quite
A
Dumbbell
But
Just
The
Ends
Are
More
Smushed
Together
And
You
Lift
It
Up
And
It
Is
It
Heavy
This
Thing
Is
Not
Fun
To
Carry
Like
Even
For
You
Heart
This
Thing
Is
Like
You
Know
Heart
Braces
Wide
Wide
Leg
And
He
Still
Tries
To
Do
A
Bicep
Curl
With
It
Oh
My
God
Roll
The
Athletics
Check
Thank
You
Let's
Fucking
Do
This
What
Is
That
You
Get
One
You
Get
One
And
It's
Still
A
Struggle
Like
Veins
Starts
Just
Popping
On
Heart's
Arm
It
Swells
To
Twice
Its
Size
His
Entire
Back
Is
Like
Arched
Towards
This
And
Then
He
Puts
It
Down
On
Top
Of
The
Chest
And
He
Puts
It
Down
And
Goes
That's
Like
The
Heaviest
Thing
I've
Ever
Lift
And
I'll
Lift
Creatures
Twice
As
Big
As
Me
Look
At
That
Thing
So
Now
That
We
Have
This
Who
Has
The
Amulet
Uh
That's
A
Great
Question
You
Look
Down
Beetle
And
It's
Around
Your
Waist
Like
A
Belt
Oh
God
And
He Reaches
Down
And
He
Pulls
It
Off
Or
He
Tries
To
It's
In
Your
Hands
As
A
Bounce
Pulled
Up
Your
Pants
Pulled
Up
If
You
Had
Pants
None
Of
Us
Are
Wearing
Pants
No
No
Pants
Gang
Yeah
Yeah
Beetle's
Gonna
Walk
Over
And
Hold
The
Amulet
Out
To
Tlaib
Uh
Tlaib
Will
Attempt
To
Take
The
Amulet
And
Bring
It
Closer
To
The
Ball
Mass
You
Try
To
Oonga
Boonga
I
Guess
The
Amulet
With
The
Mass
And
Go
Tink
Tink
And
Nothing
Much
Happens
There
Oh
Fuck
Imagine
Garavan
In the
Corner
Just
Like
What
Are
They
Fucking
Doing
Yeah
Um
Hey
I
Uh
Uh
Knowledge
Arcana
I
Don't
Go for
It
Give
Me
A
Roll
That
Our
Cultism
Would
Work
Out
Here
You
Know
What
Let's
Let
You
Know
We're
On
A
Roll
The
Cult
Why
We
Use
Occult
We'll
Do
Occult
Nice
That's
A
With
Your
Natural
Tell
That
You
Need
To
Tell
The
Social
Security
Number
Of
This
Orb
So
With
With
Your
Natural
You
From
Just
Looking
And
Ascertaining
It
You
Are
Understanding
That
The
Whole
Time
This
Entity
Has
Been
Telling
You
All
To
Make
It
Whole
It
Is
Not
With
These
Two
Things
You
Believe
The
Talisman
Is
Looking
For
Something
Else
To
Make
It
Whole
And
You
Understand
That
This
Item
Is
Going
To
Be
Used
For
Something
To
Potentially
From
Your
Mind
To
Help
You
Get
To
The
Thing
To
Make
It
Whole
That's
Where
All
Your
Logic
Comes
Into
Looking
at
It
All
But
From
That
Occultism
Thing
You
Can
Tell
That
Whatever
This
Material
Is
If
This
Was
To
Be
Sold
No
One
Would
Know
What
The
Price
Is
Because
They
Wouldn't
Have
Enough
Money
To
Give
You
For
It
Dang
So
Talim
Like
After
Like
Kind
Of
Like
Ungabunging
A
Little
Bit
With
The
Amulet
Like
He
Thinks
For
A
Little
Bit
And
He's
Like
Just
Stroking
The
Veil
And
Then
Like
He
Kind
Of
Looks
Up
And
He
Slowly
Hands
The
Amulet
Back
To
Beetle
And
He
Just
Kind
Of
Like
Hovers
Like
His
Hands
Just
Like
Over
Like
These
These
Orbs
He's
Pondering
Them
Even
And
He
And
He
Like
Looks
Back
At
Everyone
And
Then
He
Looks
Back
At
Them
And
He's
Like
And
As
He
Straightens
Up
He
Does
And
He
Like
Dusts
Himself
Off
He's
Like
I
Think
That
We
Are
Not
Yet
At
A
Moment
Where
This
Can
Be
Utilized
Is
What
My
Intuition
Is
Telling
Me
We're
Missing
Something
Then
Yes
This
Is
A
Piece
Of
A
Greater
Puzzle
Puzzles
This
Is
Not
Good
News
Because
We're
Down
Here
With
Hans
McGee
Who
Loves
To
Steal
And
Collect
Shit
This
Is
True
In
So
We
Gotta
Protect
This
Shit
Brings
His
Hands
I'm
Like
I'm
Sorry
Okay
I was
In
A
Desperate
Situation
And
I
Try
To
Get
Home
Sorry
About
What
You
Said
In
The
Hands
Like
He's
Stealing
Stuff
You
Thought
You
Been
Him
Oh
No
No
No
Oh
My
Gosh
No
We
Were
Talking
About
You
No
We
Were
Talking
About
The
Big
Thing
That
Chased
Your
Group
Oh
No
No
No
No
We
Yeah
Fuck
That
Guy
He
Shuffles
Yeah
But
Don't
Worry
We
Have
We
Have
Experience
With
Fighting
Things
That
Have
Multiple
Digits
If
You
If
You
Hold
On
To
This
Couldn't
You
Make
It
So
It
Couldn't
Take
It
You
Could
Ghostify
It
But
Then
You
Have
To
Support
The
Weight
Well
That's
The
Thing
Is
The
Things
That
Are
Ethereal
We
Nothing
I
Think
It's
Very
Funny
That
It's
Easier
To
Lift
When
It's
In
The
Box
But
I
Don't
Know
First off
What
This
Even
Is
The
Material
Is
Completely
Alien
To
All
Of
My
Arcane
Our
Chemical
Occult
Knowledge
I
Have
Never
Seen
Anything
Like
This
I
Do
Not
Know
If
There
Is
Anybody
Else
Who
Has
Ever
Seen
Anything
Like
This
We
Should
Name
It
So
We
Can
Talk
About
I
Think
There
Are
Greater
Concerns
As
To
What
To
Call
It
I
Can
Attempt
To
Shift
It
Into
The
Aetheral
Plane
But
I
Am
Not
Sure
How
It
Would
React
It's
Worth
A
Shot
This
Thing
Looks
Like
It
Weighs
A
Ton
Yeah
Let's
See
What
Happens
Uh
Talim
Will
Spend
Ten
Minutes
To
Attempt
To
Shift
This
Into
The
Aetheral
Plane
So
He
Can
Carry
You
You
Find
That
You
Are
Able
To
Shift
It
Over
Okay
You
Notice
Nothing
Major
Happens
To
You
No
Major
Event
Occurs
Uh
Just
As
It
Kind
Of
Comes
Over
It
Becomes
Weightless
Now
More or
Less
Part
Of
You
At
That
Point
As
You
You
Can
Store
It
Away
Somewhere
Uh
You
Did
Feel
A
Tinge
Of
Something
Wrong
But
It
Was
A
Passing
More
Like
A
Slight
Way
Back
In
Tinge
There
But
Not
Much
To
Really
Head
On
And
Talim
Manages
To
Basically
Shift
It
Into
The
Ethereal
Plane
So
He
Can
Like
Fully
Handle
It
And
As
He
As
It
Shifts
He
Recoil
Like
Physically
Recoils
Back
A
Little
Bit
Um
And
Like
Leans
Forward
Like
He's
Suspicious
Of
The
Balls
Um
Same
Yeah
What
Are
You
Um
And
Uh
He's
Like
Well
It
Worked
Well
Why'd
You
Say
It
Like
That
I
Don't
Know
Yet
That's
Cryptic
I
I
Mean
It's
It's
Good
That
You
Can
Lift
It
And
Everything
My
Other
Plan
Was
To
Eat
It
Hey
You
See
Shum
Leave
The
Room
Oh
What
Where'd
Shum
Go
I
Don't
Know
He
Has
He
Has
A
He
Has
A
Toll
He
Has
A
Kill
Count
Maybe
He
Has
People
To
Kill
What
You
Want
Me
To
Keep
An
Eye
On
Him
Maybe
Just
To
Make
Sure
Shum
Is
Okay
Although
Wait
Shum
Lives
Down
Here
Shum
Is
This
When
Grey
Goes
Full
Stealth
Mode
Sorry
For
That
Door
Sound
There
Chat
I
Didn't
Know
It
Suddenly
Stealth
Mission
Grey
Sick
Him
I
Mean
She
Can
She
Go
Follow
Yeah
All right
Just to
Kind of
Keep
Your
Token
There
You
See
What's
Going
On
Roll
Me
Survival
As
You
Track
Sure
I
Can
Do
That
Roll
For
Survival
I
Miss
Shum
That's
An
Eight
For
Total
A
Twenty
Okay
All right
So
At that
Point
Grey
You
Exited
The
Seam
Keep
Your
Token
There
You
Can
See
What's
Going
On
Yes
So
With
That
Everyone
Kind of
Like
Bring
His
Hand
I
Was
Like
Well
I
Guess
We're
Going
To
Be
Here
For
The
Night
Or
Day
Or
Whatever
It
Is
There's
A
There's
A
Sleepy
Room
There
That's
Where
My
Companions
Bed
Rolls
Probably
Still
Are
Obviously
You're
Welcome
To
Here
There
Should
Be
If
You
Look
Under
That
Floorboard
He'll
Kind of
Point
Over
To
One
Of
The
Corners
That's
Where
A
Stash
We
Keep
Of
Some
Rations
And
Stuff
They
Should
Have
Lasted
This
Long
At
Least
We
Can
Rest
Here
And
We
Can
Come
Up
With
The
Battle
Plan
Unless
You
Guys
Want
To
Try
To
Hunt
For
Them
I
Come
Visit
I
Try
To
Help
But
I
You
Know
He
Looks
All
The
Bandages
Around
Don't
Worry
About
It
Man
Don't
Push
Yourself
Cool
He
Leans
Back
Oh
God
Responsibility
Gone
Talim
Has
In
This
Time
Has
Been
Like
Un
Like
Taken
Off
His
Pack
And
Is
Attempting
To
Fasten
The
Object
To
It
In
Some
Way
Shape
Or
Form
You
Put
It
Probably
Inside
Your
Bag
Would
Be
Best
For
It
And
You
Can
Tie
It
Down
So
It
Doesn't
Flop
Out
Easy
Yeah
Just
To
Kind
Of
Check
On
Everybody
What
Does
Everyone
Want
To
Do
At
This
Point
Well
Gray
Is
Following
Shum
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I
Got
Your
In
No
Worries
For
Everybody
Else
Hart
Will
Make
Fresh
Produce
To
Make
Popcorn
To
Surprise
Beetle
With
A
With
A
Vegetable
From
His
Homeland
So
He
Will
Go
Hey
Beetle
Hey
Beetle
Now
That
I
Can
Do
This
He
Makes
A
Bunch
Of
Corn
Kernels
And
And
And
And
Then
He
Like
Puts
Up
His
Like
Little
Cooking
Kit
Or
Whatever
He
Makes
A
Bunch
Of
Twigs
In
A
Corner
On
A
Big
Rock
Piece
Of
Clay
Or
Anything
That
He
Makes
And
He
Just
Makes
Popcorn
For
Beetle
And
Him
So
Him
And
Beetle
Can
Heel
Should
We
Maybe
Check
Out
The
Rest
Of
The
Area
And
Make
Wow
HP
Healed
Oh
My
Go
Wowie
Wait
Do I
Get
That
From
Eating
The
Popcorn
Yeah
Tasty
Thank
You
It's
Delicious
I'm
All
It's
Pretty
Good
Right
I'm
Sorry
That
You
Do
You
Want
Any
To
Leem
Heart
Holds
It
Up
To
Leem
Sees
The
Radiating
Like
Vitality
Energy
Coming
From
These
Popcorns
Taleem
Like
Rears
Back
Like
Like
What
The
Fuck
The
Popcorn
He pains
Himself
And
He's
Just
Like
He dusts
Himself
Off
And
He's
Like
No
No
I
Will
Be
Fine
Okay
More
For
Me
Sure
Taleem
Like
Puts
A
Hand
On
Like
A
Coin
Purse
Or
Like
Puts
His
Hand
Like
In
His
Robe
And
You
Hear
Like
The
Jingling
Like
The
Ethereal
Jingling
Of
Coins
As
He
Fiddles
With
A
Coin
Purse
He's
Like
Yes
I
Hope
You
Fine
It's
Really
Good
Perfectly
Satisfied
They got
Butter
On
I'm
Sure
They do
As
You
All
Are
Preparing
To
Eat
And
Stuff
Feel
Free
To
Explore
The
Area
And
Stuff
There's
There's
Just
One
Other
Room
In
Which
You'll
You
Your
Companion
Has
Told
You
It's
Like
A
Sleeping
Room
Area
Yeah
Be
You
Know
That
Also
See
The
Door
Oh
God
It's
Still
Loud
Okay
Let
Let
See
If I
Can
Fix
That
That
Door
Sounds
Fucking
Terrible
For
Me
I
Mean
You
Have
The
Interface
Thing
Down
I
Have
To
Do
It
For
The
Dice
Roll
So
Hopefully
I'll
Get
Evened
Open
Door
You
Have
Alerted
So
Gray
Gray
As
You're
Trying
To
Track
Shum
You
Notice
That
You
See
Where
Shum
Is
Going
Back
To
Where
The
Mushrooms
Are
And
Initially
You
See
Shum
Just
Kind
Of
Gathering
Other
Little
Mushrooms
And
Various
Things
But
It's
Really
Hard
To
Keep
Track
Of
Shum
But
You
Lose
Track
Of
Shum
Constantly
This
Little
Guy
Knows
Exactly
What
He's
Doing
To
Stay
Hidden
Milded
In
With
Everything
And
Ever
So
Often
You
Be
Like
Oh
God
There
He
Is
You
Know
Like
You're
You're
Still
Kind
Of
To
Catch
Up
It's
Like
A
Toddler
Off
Of
Their
Leash
But
You
All
Return
Back
As
Shum
Comes
Right
Back
Holding
A
Bundle
Of
Mushrooms
And
You
See
Yeah
I see
What's
Happening
There's
Like
Two
Of
Them
Going
So
It's
A
Bit
Of
Weird
Effect
Shum
Will
Come
In
Holding
A
Huge
Bundle
Of
Mushrooms
And
Stuff
And
Shum
Will
Kind
Of
Shum
Shit
And
Will
Stop
Midway
Seeing
That
Gray
Will
Walk
Up
To
Shum
Cause
She'd
Been
Following
Him
So
She's
Probably
Entered
A
Little
After
Him
To
Make
It
Look
Not
As
Suspicious
Um
And
She
Will
Walk
Up
To
The
Mushrooms
And
Be
Like
Thank
You
We
Will
Need
These
You
Are
Very
Appreciated
She'll
Pat
His
Head
Yeah
Shum
Will
Point
To
All
The
Little
Mushrooms
And
You'll
Notice
They
All
Kind
Of
Start
Rumbling
Oh
Bit
By
Bit
They'll
Go
Like
And
They'll
Pop
Up
And
They
All
Start
Going
They
All
Seem
Sentient
Oh
Never
Mind
I
Don't
Think
We
Can
Eat
These
Oh
My
God
She's
Kind
Of
Staring
Like
Her
Eyes
Are
Wide
Her
Ears
Are
Flat
So
We'll
Grab
Like
A
Rag
Or
Some
Cloth
That
Some
Nearby
Make
Like
A
Little
Burlap
A
Little
Carrying
Thing
And
We'll
Present
It
To
All
Of
You
See
All
These
Cute
Little
Mushrooms
Thank
You
One
Of
Them
Says
To
You
She
Quietly
Looks
Up
She's
Very
Very
Torn
So
That
Looks
Over
Locks
Eyes
With
Gray
And
Then
Like
Just
Turns
Away
A
Single
Tear
Runs
Down
Her
Cheek
Oh
My
God
You
See
In
The
Side
Room
Beetle
That
You
Open
No
Bodies
Are
Inside
Just
A
Ramshackle
Collage
Of
Of
Cloth
And
Bedding
And
Bedrolls
And
Things
You
Know
This
Is
Where
This
Adventuring
Party
Slept
Thank
Goodness
Okay
You
Take
It
Easy
In
Here
Gary
Okay
Door
Closing
I fixed
It
For
You
Chad
Should
Be
Normal
Now
So
With
That
What
Do
You
Want
To
Do
You
Want
To
Rest
Up
Why
Did
You
Announce
That
The
Door
Is
Closing
Why
What
Are
You
Doing
It's
Kind
Of
Loud
Okay
Fair
Enough
I
Didn't
Want to
Startle
Gary
With
How
Loud
The
Door
Closes
Yeah
Just
Being
Polite
Yeah
Be
Polite
One
Of
Disappropriate
Disappropriate
Deep
Shroom
Voice
Yeah
One's
Like
Shroom
It's
The
Tiniest
One
To
Shroom
Baby
Where
Did
All
These
Shrooms
Come
From
That's
Where
Shroom
Went
To
Get
More
Shroom
You
Know
The
Fun
Part
About
Mushrooms
Is
That
They
Are
You
Know
They
Break
Down
Dead
Things
In
Nature
That's
So
Fun
What
You
Just
Said
That
Is
So
Fun
Yeah
What
You
Just
Said
Yeah
I
Love
Thinking
About
Dead
Things
In
Nature
Being
Broken
Down
I
Know
To
Worry
About
That
Thing
That
We
Were
Warned
About
I
Don't
Even
I
Can't
I
Can't
Begin
To
Even
I
Don't
Know
What
We're
Gonna
Wait
What's
Weird
Is
That
Didn't
Gary
Say
That
The
Hands
Thing
Was
Snatching
Up
His
Friends
Like
It
Was
Grabbing
People
I
Mean
He
You
Said
That
Was
Chasing
Them
Did
He
Say
That
It
Grabbed
Them
Or
No
Maybe
All I
Remember
Is
It
Caused
Them
To
Get
Separated
And
Recall
Knowledge
Check
You
Know
You
Know
That
Probably
Some
Have
Been
Captured
So
You
Can
Make
That
Assumption
That's
Deeply
Concerning
To
Me
Well
I
Never
Heard
About
Them
Stealing
People
Only
Like
Your
Left
Sock
Do
You
Guys
Want
Me
To
Barricade
The
Outside
In
Case
Something
Comes
By
Could
Be
A
Good
Idea
I
Mean
It's
A
Bad
Idea
If
You
Guys
Need
To
Run
Away
And
I'm
Like
Clocked
Out
Or
Anything
But
You
Know
We
Can
Wake
You
Up
I
Mean
The
Thing
Is
Is
The
Only
Thing
Outside
Is
A
Dark
In
Water
There's
Not
Much
Room
To
Run
Away
But
What
If
It
Swim
Really
Really
Fast
With
All
Its
Arms
Or
Crawl
On
The
Ceiling
No
That's
Somehow
With
All
Those
Horrifying
Thoughts
Sorry
To
Save
Us
For
Time
For
Showtime
I
Assume
You
Guys
Want
To
Rest
Up
Barricade
Yourself
Ready
For
Camp
Make
Camp
You'll
See
That
Willow
Will
Be
And
Will
Leave
And
If
You
Guys
Look
Out
You'll
Notice
That
Willow
Takes
Post
Outside
And
Shum
Will
Just
Kind
Of
Like
Chill
Out
Over
Here
And
Go
Shum
So
With
That
I assume
Everyone
Wants
To
Rest
Up
For
The
Night
After
A
Yes
Yes
Yes
So
With
That
You're
Long
Resting
You're
Sleeping
For
A
Good
Bit
So
If
You
Have
Any
Spells
Things
You
Want
To
Do
Any
Preparations
For
Your
Character
Now
Is
The
Time
To
Do
So
And
Of
Course
As
You
Guys
Get
Your
Cells
Ready
Maybe
You
Want
To
Do
Any
Activities
Stuff
Like
That
Or
Prepare
Your
Spells
Look
Through
Your
Spells
And
Stuff
Do
So
Because
We'll
Be
Right
Back
Everyone
With
More
Raccoons
Oh
Boy
Raccoonies
I hate
You
What was
That
Do you
Know
That
Lemons
Are
Actually
Made
By
Cross
Breeding
Bitter
Oranges
And
Citrons
Yeah
Citrons
Did
Not
Give
Us
Lemons
We
Made
Them
Ourselves
Disgusting
Good
I
Love
Dvorak
Yeah
But of
course
Welcome
Back
Everyone
Welcome
Back
Everyone
To
Rock
Goons
You
Guys
Have
Fallen
All
Asleeve
And
Nothing
Has
Happened
Throughout
The
Night
You
Were
All
Safe
Insecured
And
After
Not
After
Your
Last
Sleep
Of
Being
Dead
Dealing
With
All
The
Horrors
That
You
Found
Underneath
The
City
Of
Outset
You
Now
Wake
Up
As
If
Nothing
Has
Really
Changed
Your
Torches
Or
Lights
May
Have
Gotten
A
Little
Bit
More
Dimmer
But
Of
Course
You
Wake
Up
Nice
And
Refreshed
And
Anything
You
Prepared
Is
Now
Ready
For
You
I
I
Used
My
Feet
Inventor
For
My
Downtime
Activity
To
Scrawl
On
A
Piece
Of
Barchment
And
Research
How
To
Make
A
Wounding
Rune
That's
Hot
I
Have
To
Do
A
Crafting
Roll
Would
You
Like
Me
To
Do
The
Crafting
Roll
Yeah
Do
Me
A
Crafting
Roll
It's
A
DC
I
Use
Assurance
The
Feat
That
I
Have
For
Crafting
Yeah
I
Automatically
Get
A
I
Pass
The
Crafting
Check
I
Now
Have
To
Give
You
Gold
Hand
A
Giant
Game
Master
Hand
Comes
Through
The
Ceiling
It
Narrative
Declaration
Ghost
Black
Market
I'll
Accept
It
Let me
Bring
One
Down
So
What
Happens
Whenever
Talim
Is
Alone
He
Can
Yeah
Let's
See
What
Happens
So
Pretty
Much
When
Everyone's
Asleep
Talim
And
You're
Sitting
There
You're
Scrolling
Away
You
Don't
Really
Need
All
That
Much
Sleep
You
Know
You're
Dead
Through
Like
A
Couple
Ghost
Come
Through
One's
In
Like
A
Trench
Coat
Over
Robe
Sort
Of
Deal
Another
One's
Like
A
Big
Muscley
Bodybuilder
One
Slides
In
The
Door
Although
We
Got
It
Yeah
He's
Like
It's
Kind
Like
Dangling
From
A
Piece
Of
Sinew
But
He
Always
Keeps
His
The
Head
Always
Swivels
Where
He
Wants
It
To
Go
What
It's
You
Know
They're
Dead
I
Assume
There
Are
Like
Ghosts
Wandering
Around
In
The
You
Know
Like
The
Deep
Places
Of
Adventurers
Who
Didn't
Make
It
You
Know
Like
Others
Who
Passed
On
Into
Civilizations
Before
The
Ponds
Plaster
Was
Built
Over
Top
Hey
You
Know
I
See
You're
Doing
Something
There
I
I
Be
In
My
Search
You
Could
Always
Hear
The
Call
Of
A
Ghost
In
Need
Talim
Will
Like
Look
Up
From
Like
His
Like
Study
And
Like
His
Like
Little
Blueprints
That
He's
Scrawling
On
Ghost
Parchment
With
Ghost
Quill
And
Ink
And
He's
Just
Like
And
What
Do
You
Have
To
Provide
Many
Things
My
Friend
Many
Things
You
See
Bob
Here
And
Of
Course
Bob
The
The
Big
One
His
Trench
Coat
Is
If
He's
Flashing
You
But
Hanging
From
His
Trench
Coat
Is
An
Ultimate
Of
Various
Ghostly
Items
And
Things
He's
Like
You
See
That
He's
Able
To
Provide
Many
Things
That
We
Find
On
Here
People
That
Living
Have
To
Come
Down
From
The
Top
And
We
Just
Pick
Anything
We
Need
There's
All
Sorts
Of
Stuff
You
You
Baby
We
Got
It
Please
Tell
Me
Bob
Has
Not
Only
A
Large
Coat
But
His
Nearly
Severed
Head
He's
He's
Like
In
A
Hood
With
A
Bandana
Over
And
He's
Like
What
Are
You
Buying
What
Are
You
Seven
The
Name
Fix
Them
By
The
Way
And
He
Kind
Of
Extends
A
Hand
Over
To
Lemo
Stand
Up
And
Like
Roll
Up
His
Part
His
Like
Scrawled
On
Parchment
And
Like
Reach
Out
And
Shake
The
Other
Ghost
Sand
You
Shake
Successfully
Without
An
Athletics
Check
Oh
Shit
Oh
Shit
Fucking
Finally
I
Can
Touch
People
I
See
You
Trying
To
Get
Components
To
Make
Make
A
Something
What
Do
You
Need
I
I'm
Looking
For
Some
More
Refined
Ines
Perhaps
A
Few
Good
Pieces
Of
High
Quality
Vellum
If
You
Have
Any
Of
That
He
Just
Reaches
Into
Bob's
Stomach
And
Pulls
It
Right
Out
And
Just
Presents
It
To
You
And
He
Goes
Be
A
Couple
Killed
Come
On
It's
Like
A
Couple
What
Do
You
Say
You
Can't
Haggle
The
Fucking
Roll
Man
The
Game
Extra
The
Crafty
Checks
Gold
Okay
I
Thought
That's
What
You
Doing
You
Wanted
Me
To
Haggle
Okay
You
Know
What
Haggle
Me
Let's
See
What
You
Got
I
Don't
Want
To
Haggle
You
Now
What
You
Know
I
Is
It
My
Demeanor
Is
It
The
Way
That
I
Died
That
You
Didn't
Like
Huh
I
Know
I
Died
For
Fucking
Your
Mom
You
And
You
Okay
How
You
Get
You
Get
Out
Of
You
To
Leave
Hands
Over
Ghost
Gold
And
Takes
His
In
His
Vellum
I
Can't
Believe
That
Taleem's
Entire
Accent
And
Demeter
Changed
For
That
Whole
Thing
No
No
You
And
You
And
You
Ectoplasm
You
Ain't
Nothing
On
The
Surface
Remember
Cap
You
Can
Always
Do
A
Narrative
Declaration
Like
Saying
This
Guy
Died
From
Choking
On
No
Ass
He
Died
From
Choking
On
These
Nuts
You
Want
To
Sacrifice
A
Narrative
Declaration
For
That
No
Jesus
Fuck
Your
Mom
Nobody
Nobody
Talks
About
My
Ma
Like
That
She
Is
A
Good
Lady
You
Got
Your
Stuff
And
You
Craft
Your
Rune
Yeah
Oh
No
I
Craft
The
Recipe
For
It
The
Rune
Is
Much
More
Expensive
That's
Right
It
Takes
Many
More
Times
Inventor
Only
Let's
Me
Come
Up
With
Recipes
That's
Why
I
Was
Only
Gold
And
Now
With
No
Rooster
That
Exists
On
The
Ground
You
Know
Everyone
Is
Up
And
About
Oh
I
Had
A
Really
Weird
Dream
About
A
Ghost
Market
I
Heard
A
Lot
Of
Yelling
Last
Night
Do
You
Hear
My
Dream
The
Leem
Looks
At
Beatles
Like
Don't
Worry
About
It
Who
Who
Are
You
It's
Like
Oh
Welcome
Welcome
Back
So
So
Grey
Kind
Of
Like
She
She
Sits
Up
She's
Been
Laying
Down
For
Like
Literally
Hours
You
Know
That
Thing
That
Happens
To
Some
Animals
Some
Animals
When
Like
They're
Laying
Down
Everything
Is
Super
Flat
On
One
Side
And
Then
Everything
Is
Totally
Fine
On
The
Other
Her
Face
Is
Just
Super
Flat
On
The
Side
She
Was
Laying
On
She
Kind
Of
Looks
Around
Just
What
She
Is
Not
Awake
She
Has
The
Gamer
Dent
Except
It's
Half
Of
Her
Body
Yes
Guys
Goods
Are
We
Gonna
Hit
The
Waterways
I
Think
So
Heart
Shoves
His
Hand
Into
The
Wall
Pulls
Out
A
Rock
And
Starts
Eating
It
Oh
Um
Gerevan
Comes
Out
From
The
Room
Heart
Looks
Back
Eating
A
Rock
Hi
Gary
Hi
He
Just
Like
Self
Fucked
Up
Gray
And
Gerevan
Pointing
At
Each
Other
Just
Going
As
You
Guys
Are
Going
Through
There
I
Wanted
To
Warn
You
If
You
Decide
To
Take
A
Boat
And
Start
To
Hand
Off
Through
The
Waterways
As
You
Go
Through
It
You
Need
To
Mostly
Concentrate
On
Areas
Where
You
Want
To
Go
The
Main
Reason
That
We
Built
This
Outpost
Was
Because
We
Were
Able
To
Make
A
Lot
Of
Great
Finds
Here
And
Only
It
Was
Because
Of
Those
Waterways
But
You
Really
Have
To
Concentrate
On
Exactly
What
You
Looking
Is
There
A
Bird
In
Here
He
Looks
Around
Oh
Did
She
Hear
That
So
When
You
Go
Through
There
Whenever
The
Lights
Begin
You
Need
To
Really
Concentrate
On
What
You're
Looking
To
Find
We
Have
To
Concentrate
On
Exit
They're
Like
Magic
Magic
Waterways
I
Mean
Well
It's
A
Weird
City
With
Weird
Things
In
It
If
We
Find
The
Way
Out
What
About
You
Three
Be
Able
To
Find
I
Don't
Think
It'll
Let
You
Out
That
Easy
It's
Not
That
Giving
But
What
Do
We
Do
About
You
Three
You
Just
Simply
Come
Back
For
Us
And
Since
You
Already
Know
What
You
Thought
About
You
Can
Easily
Go
Right
Back
Through
You
Don't
Think
You
Should
Just
Come
With
Us
With
All
Due
Respect
To
Garavan
He
Is
Heavily
Injured
And
Could
Probably
Take
More
Time
To
Heal
Well
There
Are
Extra
Boats
Out
There
But
I
Can
Help
Row
Your
Boat
What
Yeah
I
Can
Help
You
Get
Across
And
Try
To
Help
You
Through
The
Caveways
Only
If
You're
Comfortable
With
It
You're
Still
Kind
Of
Messed
Up
Yeah
Can't
Walk
A
Whole
Bunt
But
My
Arms
Didn't
Get
Banged
Up
Too
Bad
So
Should
Be
Able
To
Help
All
Right
Grail
Walk
On
Over
Get
Ready
For
Piggy
Backing
Initiative
Hold
On
I
I
Feel
Bad
Just
Getting
You
To
Paddle
Us
To
The
Waterways
And
Then
You
Like
Come
Back
Here
What
Is
The
Plan
Are
If
You
Take
Us
To
The
Waterways
Are
You
Gonna
Come
With
Us
So
That
You
Don't
Get
Left
Behind
We'll
Figure
It
Out
When
We
Get
There
Okay
So
He
Allows
You
To
Him
Up
And
As
You
Guys
Exit
Out
Shum
She'll
Be
Like
Shum
Let's
Go
Shum
Shum
And
We'll
Leave
Out
Chris
Oh
You
Still
Got
The
The
Bag
Of
Of
Little
Shums
Correct
Hey
Tellin
Hey
Tellin
Do
You
Like
Do
You
Like
What
Happens
When
You
Fall
Into
The
Water
Um
Tellin
Will
Be
Like
I
Am
Thankfully
Able
To
Just
Float
Above
It
Oh
That's
Cool
Our
Heart
Smiles
He
Just
Keeps
Walking
He
Don't
Question
Yeah
Yeah
No
Heart
Would
Have
Seen
It
Earlier
Where
Like
When
The
Fish
Popped
Up
Like
Tellin
Just
Hovered
Out
On
Top
Of
The
Water
Yeah
Oh
My
God
Dude
Look
At
The
Map
Yeah
Look
Oh
My
God
It's
All
Connected
Oh
My
God
We
Didn't
Have
To
Oh
My
God
Grey
Suddenly
Sees
Beetle
Twitching
Are
You
Okay
Yeah
I'm
Fine
I
Feel
Really
Great
I
Can't
Wait
To
Hipe
Into
A
Rowboat
I
Want
You
To
Know
When
You
Said
Like
Like
Like
You
Sound
Like
Don't
Ignore
My
Voice
Crack
It
Is
Like
You
Suck
You
Suck
You
Suck
Just
When
You
Remind
Me
So
Who
Is
Going
With
Who
We
All
Can't
You
Know
Squeeze
Into
One
Boat
Uh
That's
A
Good
Question
Yeah
Oh
Yeah
How
Are
We
All
Gonna
Fit
In
Just
Two
Boats
Great
Do
You
Wanna
You
Wanna
Go
With
Garen
Um
Yeah
Yeah
I
Can
Go
With
Beetle
What
About
To
Leave
He
Can
Float
Yeah
Oh
That's
Right
Oh
Huge
Pog
What
What's
A
Pog
It's
A
Term
Of
Endearment
Ah
Huh
It
Is
Also
A
Small
Paper
Piece
That
Is
Used
For
Children's
Games
Back
I
I
Understand
Commonly
With
A
Larger
Metal
Piece
Whoa
Just
So
I
Know
Um
You
Can
Commodeer
Two
Robots
Uh
Just
For
The
First
Robo
Who
Wants
To
Be
In
It
For
Like
Basically
Five
People
Can
Technically
Fit
Into
Like
Six
If
You
Want
To
Squeeze
Everybody
In
Yeah
Bino
Can
Like
Be worn
As a
Hat
So
We
Can
Fit
Everybody
In
One
Robo
We
Could
We
Could
Probably
Fit
Everybody
In
One
Robo
Okay
Wait
Wait
Hold
On
Okay
Would
It
Be
Safer
To
Put
Some
Of
Our
Party
Members
With
Gary
So
That
Gary
Doesn't
Die
Well
He
Is
Rowing
One
Of
The
Boats
Yeah
So
Somebody
Should
Go
On
With
I was
Going
To
Say
Like
Talim
Could
Also
Go
On
That
Boat
Because
He's
Essentially
Weightless
So
Yeah
Extra
Burden
Yeah
Yeah
So
Gray
And
Gray
And
Garvin
Will
Go
On
One
Boat
And
Whoever
Else
Can
Fit
On
That
Boat
Alright
I'll
There's
Two
Boats
Who's
Being
On
The
First
Boat
Gary
Yeah
Yeah
Gray
And
Gray
And
Gary
And
The
Leshies
And
Everybody
Else
In
The
Second
Boat
Right
Yeah
Sure
Okay
This boat's
Closer
So
It's
Less
Walking
For
Gary
Yeah
And
Then
The
Bro
Boat
The
Bro
Boat
Yeah
We got
The
Bro
Boat
Yeah
We're
Gonna
Crash
His
Eyes
So
It's
Like
It's
Like
Gray
Gets
On
The
Boat
With
Like
Garvin
And
Leshies
Like
The
Leem
Is
On
The
Boat
With
Beetle
And
Heart
And
He's
Just
Looking
Longingly
Back
At
Gray
It's
Like
Why
Did
You
Leave
Me
With
He
Just
Smiles
And
Waves
He
Starts
Doing
Hand
Signs
Of
Like
Help
Me
So
You
All
Hop
Into
The
Row
Boat
Yeah
Sorry
Gray
Did
You
Want
To
Do
Something
Oh
No
No
No
No
Gray
Head
Down
To
The
Bottom
Right
There
You
See
That
There
Is
A
Kind
Of
Like
A
Cave
Where
You
Have
To
Duck
Your
Heads
Down
A
Little
Bit
To
Go
Under
It
But
Once
You
Get
Past
You
See
That
The
Stone
Cavern
Walls
Kind
Of
Align
With
Bits
Of
Mushrooms
Here
And
There
Kind
Of
Narrow
Down
Into
A
Stream
Sort
Of
Like
A
Very
Small
River
That
Takes
You
Down
Further
In
So
As
You
Begin
To
Go
In
You
Find
Yourself
Oh
My
God
Flowing
Down
The
Stream
This
Is
So
Cool
And
It
So
Atmospheric
Beetle
You
Don't
Have
To
Yell
At
Echoes
It
Sorry
Oh
Do
You
Hear
The
Music
Sorry
I
Got
I
Got
Like
Real
Life
Flashbacks
To
It's
A
Small
World
After
All
From
Oh
My
God
And
And
I
I
Have
Actual
Nightmares
About
That
Place
It
It's a
Sinkhole
After
All
It's a
Sinkhole
After
All
It's a
Sinkhole
Beetle
Thank you
I thought it was nice
Buddy
Thanks
Heart
What about
The oars on the boat
Go up and down
Up and down
Beetle
Up and down
I'm trying to hear
If anything might be up ahead
Sorry
Thank you
I appreciate you
Heart
Starts whispering it to Beetle
Yeah they're whispering to each other
Yeah
Jump on
Let's do it
Oh
Shit
Up through the hole
Zoran
Zoran
Would
Would
Greed be able to hear anything funny happening down this tunnel
Roll me a perception check
Oh I love perception checks
Those are my favorite guys
I rolled a 15 for a total of 31
For a total of 31
As the boat is
Just as you guys are paddling along
With your 31 you notice ahead of you
Is an obstacle you've dealt with before
Dwayne the rock
No
No
No
Instead something equally as horrifying
Oh no
Are these things that you've dealt with
No no
On the ceiling
No
No
For those who've seen
For those who don't remember these
Or maybe knew the Rocklands or so
A hooked fowler
Multiple of them are on the ceiling
Their tendrils
Their elongated tongues
Are dangling above the surface
Hoping to catch anything
Jumping up and over
To slurp it back up for them to consume
If you've ever seen like barnacles from Half-Life
That'd probably be the most apt description
These elongated
Elongated
Like tumorous looking tubes
With gnawing teeth
And spines and things
Basically just waiting to latch on to someone
And swarp them up to eat them
They're embedded into the ceiling
Which varies in height of 10
The 20
Goes back to even lower
But they're unavoidable
You see
And you see they'll be rowing straight towards them
As the current
Is pushing your rowboats forward
Heads up
She'll point upward towards the
Awful awful little things on the ceiling
Remember what Gary said
Close your eyes
And
Want the water to take you somewhere safe
Want for the water to take you somewhere safe
I think we need to kill them Beetle
I think if you believe the magic water
Will take us somewhere safe
Beetle
Last time one of those could lift me
And
Yeah
I'm trying to think heart
Gray will very quickly look to Garib and go
What have you done to deal with these
When you're on the boat
Sorry
You asked the NBC right
Sorry I was
Yeah
Yeah
He looks at him
He's like
Oh normally we throw things at them
And
Just let them kind of
Swarp up whatever objects we get
And
They were able to kind of pass by
But
Do we have anything
Hearts are making rocks
Gray quietly
Realizes
That she has the bag of shooms
They all look at you and go
Shroom
Shroom
Is shoom right there as well
Shroom is right there
Yeah
Gray will not be throwing the baby shooms
She immediately puts that thought out of her mind
Shroom
Shroom
I've got
I've got a lot of copper
Are you suggesting we throw money right next to Talim
Hey I mean
Throwing money at stuff
Usually gets you what you want
You know what I'm saying
I also have a lot of teeth
We could throw teeth at them
Hey Beetle
Here's a rock
Hark makes a rock for him
Oh
Oh
Gray will just like
Flail her arm
As she's still trying to like
Row
Yes perfect
Heart
Try the rocks
Yeah
Build up with rocks
Buddy
Hey Beetle
You steer
The heart puts both of the ores
In Beetle's hands
Beetle is like
T-posing
He has to spread his arms
As wide as possible
To hold both ores
Yeah
Heart turns around
And wants to fling a rock
At one of them
Absolutely
Make me an unarmed attack
Steward
Can I make it
With elemental blast instead
No
Unarmed attack
Okay
I'm messing with you
If that actually throws a rock
Sure
John
No
Elemental blast allows me
To create a rock
And shoot it at people
Okay yeah
That's fine
Yeah
So I will activate my aura
Waaah
I'm sorry for saying it like that
I will channel the elements baby
Here we fucking go
Yeah channel
Yeah baby
Shadow the aura
Effect the kinetic aura
Yeah you got this
Yeah baby
Here we go
I will use my funny
Elemental blast
On one of them
As I throw a funny rock
As you throw the rock
You see one of them
Will latch onto it
And start
And start kind of
Bringing it up
Which will allow you to pass
With your natural 20
Oh my god
Which will allow you to pass
Through as you kind of
Fire at a couple of them
You know you're able to get past
A good chunk of them
But you notice behind
You that
Someone should go
And just drop the thing
Obviously not liking it
It was enough
At that point
Of the distance and time
You were able to do it
That you were able to get through
A good chunk of them
But
With them not staying up
And with them spinning them out
Very quickly
Yeah
You know you have to time them
A lot better
If you want to keep it up
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
We either have to speed up
Or more of us have to
You know
Throw something at them
Great quick
Starts paddling faster
Roll me an athletics check
Sir
Beetle will also try
And paddle faster
So I won't do it
You roll me an athletics check
Okay
That is an 18 for a total of 30
Oh that's an 18 for a total of 26
Holy shit
So with surprising strength from Beetle
And dexterity from Gray
The boats
Go faster
Beetle's putting his wings into it
You're starting to
Whoosh
Whoosh
Whoosh
And you're just trying to
Go even faster
Kind of dodge them
As Hart
Is shooting
Shooting rocks at these things
And you're narrowly missing
A whole lot of them
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
You're able to get
Just keep going
Past
A few more
Talim
Remember
Think of where you want to go
Talim
I don't know if Cap muted himself
Or had to go use the bathroom
Or something
Let's see
Oh
Was I muted?
Yes
Sorry
Oh
Apparently discord didn't
Tell me that I muted
You're all good
You're all good
So Talim
Roll me a perception check
Oh crap
Um
Where is my
No that's initiative
Okay there it is
Always get the initiative
And the perception button
Confused
Um
That is a total of a
With an 8 on the dice
Okay
Uh just gonna give you a chance
To help out in the situation
The hook fowler's tongues
Are trying to grab
All your party members
And stuff
Is there anything else
You want to do
To try to
Help protect you guys
As you go through the caverns
Oh my god
Uh sorry
I had to sneeze real quick
Um
Uh
Talim
Can
Use
Uh
Ignition
To try and
Sear the tongues
Of any
That try and like
Come down
Early
Hopefully it causes them
To retract
Question mark
Absolutely
Is that a spell
Or
It is a spell
Awesome
Yeah yeah
I think this produced flame
That things would have
Got replaced by
So go ahead
And just roll me
Attack roll for it
You don't have to
Target anything
Just kinda
See what your roll is
Alright
Um
So it's a plus
For a
Total of
A
Alright
With your
Assistance
So just
Blasting them
With fire
To kinda
Singe them
Away
Heart
Pretty much
Throwing rocks
To and fro
Trying to
Like get them
To try to
Eat that
And spin them
Away
To duck
Through them
And
Gray
And beetle
Just trying to
Row faster
And faster
You guys
Were able
To pass
By all the
Hooked
Fowlers
So good job
You made it
Through without
Anyone getting
Caught
Oh
That was
Stressful
When people
Don't get
Caught
I think if we
Think about
The water
And not having
Any more
Obstacles
It'll work
Yeah
Okay I'm gonna
Think about that
Really hard
Me too
Same cave bird
Strange cave bird
Agrees
Of course you guys
Now slow down
You're rowing
But Talim
With your
Perception check
That you
Rolled earlier
You notice
Something
Coming through
The water
Ever so often
Something to
Like kind of
Near the edges
And to the
Side
So like
Talim
He'll like
Look down
In the water
Is he able
To like
To see like
A distinct
Form
Or is it
Just like
Motions in the
Water
Or something
In there
Motions
And
Motions
And things
Out of there
And Talim
Will
Kind of
Sit silent
For a moment
And
Then he'll be like
I don't want
To alarm
Anyone
But I think
There might be
Things
In the water
Of course
There is
Like I said
I didn't want
To alarm
Anyone
But it is
Not alarmed
I'm just annoyed
I think we need
To focus on
A way out
Harder
If I think
Any harder
I think
My brain
Will leak
Out my ears
I could
Take a look
At what's
In the water
By just
Dipping my
Head in
Oh yeah
Switch back
To me
I can pull
The work
That's a bad
Idea
Don't do that
Are you coming
Back without
The head
But I've got
I've got
Drippy in my
Head
Drippy could
See
And then
Drippy could
Take care
Of it
So
Are you sure
About that
Yep
Nope
Did you ask
Him
What if I
Grab Beatle
And I hold
Him above
The water
Yeah
And just
Dip my eyes
Yeah
So
Are you familiar
With what
Are you familiar
With the action
Of fishing
Yes
I want you
To think
About what
I'm not
Bane
I'm not
Bane
We're not
Fishing
No I'm just
Gonna take
A quick
Little glance
And they
Can already
See our
Boats
Coming
So if
They're
Gonna attack
Us
Wouldn't
You like
To know
In advance
What they
Are
I mean
We've
Already held
A funeral
For you
Once
So it's
Not like
It's
That's
What I'm
Saying
Hey
Drippy
Can you
Help me
Out
Hey
I'm
Talking
To you
Drippy
Oh sorry
I was
I took
A moment
I'm like
What
Help you
Out with
What
If I
Look
Into
The water
Will
You
Tell me
What
Is
There
And if
It's
Dangerous
Why
Would
I
Do
That
Because
Your
Little
Trip
Here
Is
Gonna
End
Abruptly
If
You
Don't
I
Already
Made
The
Don't
Don't
You
Want
To
Help
What
Are
You
Just
What
Are
You
Doing
In
There
Right
Now
I'm
Having
Experience
I'm
Lounging
I'm
On
Vacation
Experience
What's
In
The
Water
Heart
Pick
Me
Up
And
Pull
Me
The
Water
Heart
Grabs
Beetle
By
His
Tail
And
Then
Like
And
Then
Just
Dunks
Him
Into
The
Water
Just
Imagine
It's
From
Like
Those
Seeds
It's
Like
Where
Are
They
Like
Shoving
Shoving
Them
Into
A
Water
Source
Who
Does
Number
Two
Work
For
Beetle
Is
Gonna
Open
His
Eyes
As
Wide
As
Possible
And
See
When
He
Can
See
You
With
A
Total
Of
On
The
Perception
Die
I
Just
Had
A
Cat
Jump
In
My
Lap
It
Scared
The
Shit
Out
Of
Me
Hang
On
Precious
Bebe
As
You
Look
In
What
You're
Starting
To
See
Beetle
Without
The
Help
Of
Your
Friend
Which
I
Think
We
Could
Call
Him
Lock
I
Think
Someone
In
The
Community
And
Discord
Kind
Of
Went
Together
Saying
Like
Lock
Would
Be
A
Good
Name
Okay
So
That's
Up
To
You
To
Decide
If
You
Want
To
Do
That
That
That
That
That
They
Vouch
For
I've
Only
Been
Calling
Him
Drippy
Because
He
Doesn't
Have
A
Name
The
Thing
You're
Beetle
What
You
See
Swimming
Below
At
First
You
Think
It
Might
Be
Like
Maybe
Heels
Or
Maybe
Just
Like
Darkened
Fish
At
The
Beginning
But
Then
You
Start
To
Notice
That
They're
Not
Arms
But
They're
Only
Hands
Hands
Of
Them
The
Whole
Bunch
Of
Them
Just
Kind
Of
Like
Swishing
By
Left
And
Right
Of
Your
Roboats
Beetle
Start
Slapping
Heart's
Hand
Does
He
Hear
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
He
Pulls
Beetle
Up
Sure
Do
You
Want
To
Have
A
Second
Look
No
No
If
I'm
Sure
I
Saw
Hands
Sure
Behind
Heart
Is
Like
I
Think
You
Should
Have
A
Second
Look
To
Make
Sure
Okay
Heart
Puts
Him
Down
Again
Beetle's
Gonna
Take
Out
His
Gun
You
You
Take
Out
Your
Black
Powder
Gun
Yeah
He
Takes
Out
His
Gun
He
Takes
Out
His
Giselle
As
You
Look
As
You
You
Dunked
Down
Again
Right
No
Yeah
You
Dunked
Me
A
Second
Time
He
Said
No
But
Did
He
Say
Fast
Enough
Yeah
All
Right
Okay
So
Since
He's
In
The
Water
He
Does
Not
Take
Out
His
Giselle
Take
Out
His
Crossbow
Oh
My
God
I
Have
Tears
So
As
Beetle
When
You're
Evil
So
As
Beetle
Gets
Dunked
Back
Into
The
Water
You
Know
Crossbow
In
Hand
Does
Beetle
Have
Like
A
Stern
Expression
Like
I
Get
You
No
His
Eyes
Are
Just
Fucking
Bugged
Out
Wide
And
His
Cheeks
Are
Inflated
There
You
See
One
Of
The
Hands
Kind
Of
Like
Sliver
Up
Even
Close
To
You
You
See
One
Of
The
Fingers
Try
To
Like
Kind
Of
Like
Start
Tickling
Your
Cheek
A
Little
Bit
As
If
Kind
Of
Grasp
Does
Heart
Feel
Any
Of
The
Hands
Whether
You're
With
How
Hearts
You're
Not
Even
In
Is
Going
To
Keep
Beatle
There
Or
No
He
Pulls
Him
Out
It's
There
It
Touched
Me
Oh
You
Made
First
Contact
It
Touched
Me
It
Touched
Me
As
You
Look
Back
She's
Just
Like
What
Gray
As
You
Look
Back
You
See
That
There
Is
A
Figure
Right
By
Beatle
To
Lean
This
Figure
Passed
By
Your
Gaze
And
It's
Looking
Down
And
You
See
Multiple
Arms
Are
Folding
Folded
Behind
It
And
It's
Looking
Down
With
You
And
You
See
It's
Looking
Down
It
Turns
To
The
Left
And
Looks
To
You
Beatle
And
This
Is
What
You
See
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
You
See
A
Figure
Of
Clad
In
Robes
Holding
A
Lantern
In
Near
Its
Mid
Section
Multiple
Gloved
Hands
Are
Writhing
All
Around
It
Its
Body
Seems
To
Be
An
Amalgamation
Of
Grapsed
Hands
And
Arms
Just
All
Wrapped
Up
And
Its
Hood
Itself
Is
A
Combination
Of
Flattened
Hands
That
Kind
Of
Simulate
Cloth
As
You
See
Just
A
Gaping
Mouth
Beel
Grabs
On
To
Heart
With
All
His
Limbs
Like
His
Crossbow
Kind
Of
Like
Hangs
And
Is
Pinned
Between
His
Middle
And
Heart's
Bicep
And
He's
Just
Screaming
And
Trying
To
Clamber
Up
Heart's
Arm
I
Think
Heart
Screams
Too
When
This
Guy
Appears
Out
Of
Nowhere
Did
You
Find
It
Did
You
Several
Hands
Kind
Of
Come
Up
Near
You
Just
Kind
Of
Like
Imagine
Fluttering
Your
Fingers
And
Someone
Like
Lightly
Tapping
Your
Cheeks
And
Various
Parts
Of
You
Feel
Little
Fingertips
Even
If
They're
Not
There
Or
Not
Like
You
Know
When
You
Think
Of
Ants
And
Bugs
You
Imagine
Them
Crawling
All
You
All
Of
A
Sudden
He's
Trying
Stealing
That
Feeling
And
He's
Like
Did
You
Way
Out
Aren't
You
All
Oh
My
God
It's
Just
Like
Hina
Is
Here
Great
Is
Seeing
This
Thing
And
Like
Her
Jaw
Is
Just
Kind
Of
Slacked
She's
Just
Like
This
Is
Probably
Out
Of
Everything
That
They've
Seen
That's
Kind
Of
Freaked
Her
Out
The
Most
Because
It's
Speaking
Words
Coherently
To
Some
Degree
Uh
And
It
Looks
Mega
Fucked
Up
So
Question
Zorin
Does
This
Thing
Give
Off
Any
Kind
Of
Like
Feeling
Of
Uh
Like
Other
Worldliness
Like
If
Like
If
It's
Obviously
It's
Not
Human
Like
Does
It
Give
Off
A
Vibe
Of
Like
An
Undead
Or
Is
There
Anything
This
Thing
From
Faye
I
Think
From
Your
Really
Good
Role
From
Last
Time
To
Lame
This
Is
What
You
Think
He
Was
Talking
About
Okay
So
Can
I
Do
Another
Roll
Well
No
I
Rolled
As
Well
As
I
Could
Or
Can
I
Do
Another
Roll
Now
That
We
See
It
And
We
Have
You
Know
Like
Actually
Know
What
It
Like
Now
That
You
Seen
It
Does
Spark
Any
Memory
You
You
Seen
It
You
Like
Oh
It's
This
Thing
Feel
Free
To
Roll
The
Arcana
Or
Cultism
You
Get
Different
Types
Of
Information
Cultism
Sure
Are
You
Serious
Rolled
The
Before
And
Now
It's
A
One
Lady
Luck
Is
A
Fickle
Bitch
And
It
Don't
Stop
Coming
And
It
Don't
Stop
Coming
You
Can
Tell
From
All
The
Flesh
That
That's
A
Two
Fairy
Right
There
The
Complication
Sheet
Really funny
That you
Mention
The
Tooth
Fairy
No
Please
Don't
Put
No
Please
Don't
Put
Be
Be sure
To
To
The
Rot
Grind
Next
Week
It
Took
All
Of
Beetle's
Teeth
No
My
Teeth
Look
Gordon
Hands
Look
Gordon
Hands
Hottet
Hands
Again
Gordon
Think
He's
Big
Ones
It's
Okay
It's
It's
Okay
Froggy
We'll
Never
Ever
Meet
The
Tooth
Fairy
Because
They
Are
Present
In
Rot
Grind
And
Not
Rot
Goons
Oh
Thank
God
Yeah
Let's
See
Not
With
That
Attitude
I
Don't
Like
The
Tooth
Marries
They're
Scary
Why
Do
You
Open
Your
Mouth
We're
Going
To
Take
This
Complication
From
Octo
Tasty
From
Our
Patreon
Thank
You
So
Much
For
This
And
Remember
Chad
If
You
Want
To
Submit
A
Complication
What
Happens
That
If
They
Roll
The
One
They
Can't
Reroll
It
To
Balance
Out
You
Guys
Helping
Them
Out
With
Hero
Points
Because
You
Give
Them
A
Lot
Of
Hero
Points
For
Like
A
Normal
Sash
And
The
Pathfinder
So
Because
Of
That
You
Guys
Get
To
Mess
With
The
Players
To
Balance
Things
Out
A
Little
Bit
And
Octo
Tasty
From
Patreon
Thank
You
Very
Much
For
Your
Submission
They
Have
A
Thing
Called
Fixated
On
Esoteric
Knowledge
Your
Attempt
To
Recall
Knowledge
Didn't
Get
You
The
Information
You
Wanted
Instead
You
Recall
A
Useless
Unrelated
Fun
Fact
About
The
Subject
You
Attempt
To
Recall
Knowledge
You
Are
Compelled
To
Voice
This
Bit
Of
Trivia
Out
Loud
And
Become
Fascinated
By
This
Knowledge
Until
Someone
Uses
An
Action
To
Snap
You
Out
Of
It
Or
Something
Like
That
We've
Triggered
This
Hyper
Fixation
Oh
No
Have
Fun
With
That
Improv
I
Oh
God
You
Put
Me
On
The
Spot
Now
I
Don't
No
No
No
Didn't
Soren
Say
That
This
Thing
Like
Explicitly
Steals
Things
That
Are
Important
Yep
Wouldn't
Tell him
Automatically
Then
Go
You
Have
Lots
Of
Stuff
That
Means
That
You
That
Means
You
Have
Worth
Oh
My
God
You
Become
Like
He
Remembers
A
Random
Like
Fact
And
He
Becomes
Hyper
Fixated
On
It
Um
And
So
I'm
It's
Useless
In
Those
Regards
Uh
I
Can't
Think
Of
Anything
You
Wanna
Make
A
Gen
Con
Reference
Jesus
Christ
There
There's
One
Point
Where
That
One
Guy
Stole
Palettes
Of
Magic
Cards
Or
Something
From
Gen
Con
You
Know
Would
You
Like
To
Play
And
He
Brings
Out
A
Playing
Card
And
You
See
That
He
Kind
Of
Unfurls
He
Has
All
These
Super
Rare
Cards
And
Stuff
And
You
Know
Talim
That
This
Was
The
Thief
The
Palette
Thief
Of
Kangen
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
My
God
Talim
Is
Just
Like
He's
Like
Wait
A
Second
It's
Like
So
First
Off
There
Was
Actually
This
Gathering
Of
Individuals
And
If
You
If
You're
Not
Really
With
It
There
Is
This
Very
Popular
Card
Game
Within
He
Goes
Off
On
An
Entire
Tangent
About
This
Popular
Card
Game
Within
A
Outset
And
How
There
Was
A
Big
Gathering
Of
Enthusiasts
About
It
And
There
Was
An
Individual
Who
Snuck
In
And
Pilfered
Like
An
Entire
Horde
Worth
Of
These
Basically
Considered
Extremely
Valuable
But
Ultimately
Worthless
Cards
And
It
Caused
What
Was
Essentially
A
Riot
And
It's
It's
An
Extremely
Notable
Riot
Because
The
Tyrant
Guild
Had
To
Put
It
And
He
Just
Rambles
On
It
Slowly
Creaks
Over
To
Stare
At
Him
Like
Cree
Is
Kind
Of
Just
Watching
And
She's
Just
Like
I
Don't
Know
What
You're
Talking
About
Dear
The
And
Like
As
He's
Rambling
Because
Talima
Is
A
Ghost
He
Doesn't
Between
Words
It's
Just
Going
It's
A
Giant
Run
On
Sentence
Oh
My
God
Talim
Talim
Hey
Talim
Hey
Talim
Are
You
Mind
Breaking
Again
Do
You
Use
An
Action
To
Snap
Him
Out
Of
It
I
Think
So
How
Do
You
Snap
Him
Out
Of
It
How
Do
You
Break
Talim's
Hyperfixation
Froggy
How
Does
He
Takes
One
Of
The
Bioluminescent
Mushrooms
Out
Of
His
Bag
And
Shoves
It
In
The
Socket
Of
His
Helmet
So
It's
Funny
That
You
Do
That
Because
There
Is
Actually
A
Card
That
Was
Centered
Around
Bioluminescent
Mushrooms
Oh
My
Talim
Talim
Talim
Hands
Hands
Yes
There's
Also
A
Hands
Card
As
Well
It
Was
Notorious
You
See
A
Hand
Hovers
And
Takes
The
Mushroom
And
It
Just
Disappears
Inside
This
Thing's
Robe
Talim
If
You
Keep
It
Up
He's
Gonna
Take
Your
Gold
Talim
Like
Blinks
Rapidly
For
A
Second
He's
Like
But
He's
Going
To
Take
My
Gold
He's
Here
To
Take
Stuff
I
Like
Puts
A
Hand
Like
Over
His
Heart
And
Like
Kind
Of
Like
Rears
Back
You
Know
The
The
What
I
Think
It's
A
Gift
From
Sherlock
Where
He
Like
Like
Like
Stands
Up
And
Like
Like
Tucks
His
Chin
And
He's
Like
He
Does
He
Does
That
He's
Like
Oh
No
Disgusting
We're
Just
Trying
To
Pass
Through
And
Find
The
Exit
So
If
You
Want
Anything
From
Us
Like
A
Toll
To
Pass
Through
Your
Water
Or
Something
I've
Got
A
Second
Mushroom
You
See
This
Thing
Is
It's
Mostly
Just
Kind
Of
Looking
At
You
Left
And
Right
And
You'll
See
A
Couple
Hands
And
Arms
Come
Up
Just
Holding
A
Piece
Of
Cloth
And
It
Twirls
Its
Fingers
Around
It
A
Little
Bit
And
You
Know
That
He
Just
Took
The
Scarf
That
Vena
Made
For
For
You
Wait
Wait
That
That's
Important
To
Me
Wait
Can
I
Give
That
Back
Just
Laughs
At
You
That's
Not
Nice
You
Laugh
Like
Me
For
Real
For
Real
Like
What
Else
Do
You
Have
No
Give
That
Back
I'm
Not
Giving
You
Anything
Else
What
Will
You
Trade
For
It
I've
Got
This
Old
Wet
Buck
Tooth
That
I've
Been
Carrying
Since
Episode
Three
He
Throws
It
To
You
And
He
Takes
That
And
He
Looks
At
It
He
Clasps
Onto
The
Scarf
And
He's
Like
Clutching
It
White
Knuckling
It
In
Both
Hands
He
Looks
At
You
All
And
As
He's
Looking
At
It
He
Stores
That
Away
As
Well
He
Just
Right
Into
His
Cloak
With
No
Sound
No
Rustle
Or
Anything
As
He's
Looking
At
All
The
View
Why
Why
Does
She
Love
You
What
Tell
Me
You
See
Like
Choking
Grasping
Hands
They're
Kind
Of
Like
Just
Kind
Of
Floating
A
Couple
Hands
Like
Through
The
Side
Of
The
Water
Like
Grasping
Onto
The
Boat
As
If
Multiple
Black
Worms
Are
Trying
To
Etch
Their
Way
Over
The
Side
Of
It
Why
Does
She
Like
You
Why
Does
She
Choose
You
What
Do
You
Have
That
I
Don't
What
Do
You
Have
You
He'll
Float
Over
Multiple
Hands
Seemingly
Just
Trying
To
Keep
This
Guy
Above
The
Phase
Over
To
You
Hard
And
Go
What
Do
You
Have
What
And
The
Bunch
Of
Fingers
Begin
To
Just
Tap
All
Over
You
Heart
Bits
And
Bobs
Here
And
There
And
Go
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hands
Off
The
Merchandise
It
Smiles
At
You
Are
You
Valuable
Heart
Heart
Heart
Heart
Heart
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Heart
Heart
he gets a little bit existential.
Am I?
So he like,
like,
caps his,
like,
runs his fingers over his throat.
He's like,
monetarily,
there are some who are worth more.
Am I worth anything?
Heart looks down.
Oh, yeah.
You see a ghostly hand
trying to pick up your chin or so,
going,
I can collect you.
Just like the other one.
No.
All you have to do is
come this way.
I'll take care of you.
You'll be fine.
Damn it.
I will store you.
I didn't have it ready.
Too bad.
Too bad, Cab.
People with a lot of hands
ask heart to come.
All scream.
No.
You missed it.
You missed it, Cab.
You missed it.
I did.
The monster told me to come.
Heart,
why are you listening to the hands guy?
Don't.
I value you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Narrative declaration.
Narrative declaration.
I'm spinning here a point.
When he's like,
don't shh.
Like he puts the finger to like,
no,
like,
no.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
Runs his finger down.
He's like,
no, ew, ew.
And it leaves a trail.
Ew.
Ah.
I'll take it here a point.
Sure.
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
Hey, Soren.
Yes.
Is there some kind of
fey allure about this figure
that it actually provokes the question
and it makes heart
feel
anything
specific?
Like,
is there a will save
that needs to be done here?
It is just
genuinely telling you this
right now.
It's not trying to do any
magic thing to you
as of this time.
It's trying to,
like,
you,
like,
for player to player,
you suspect this thing is
dangling the net
slowly closer to the fish.
Yeah.
He just rolled up and said,
hey, little mama,
let me whisper in your ear.
No!
Heart.
looks at this creature
made of hands
and he,
he
pulls his hand away
and pulls his shin away
and goes,
I'm,
I'm
too valuable
to these people.
I can't come with you.
I'm charmed
by the request,
though.
One with fire.
With you.
I can have them
worship you.
Gaze upon you.
Hempting.
Mow you, you.
Very tempting.
Make a will
safe for me now.
This thing tries to
cup your cheeks
and try to
instill into you
saying,
that's a math one.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No fucking way.
That's a math one,
baby.
Oh my god.
Now I gotta see,
let's see.
Hmm.
Which cheeks
is he cupping,
though?
Got enough hands,
baby!
Yes!
I think,
I can't believe
that a guy
went out
from the darkness
and risked me up.
Damn!
I can't believe
the handman
appeared from the dark.
hit Hart
with the Rizzler
and grabbed
his yacht.
Oh my god,
man!
That's so
skibbity.
It's so
Sigma.
I'm having
an aneurysm.
Same.
A little bit
of a brain leakage.
I'm trying to go
through all the
complications we got
to see if anything
would work well
for this.
Thanks, everyone,
for submitting
your complications
and stuff.
Let's see.
We'll do
we'll do
this one
from Toad
Killer Dog
saying,
give me
back my hand.
Thank you so much
for your complication.
Constant mental strain
has caused
one of your limbs
to act upon you
upon your
deeply repressive
violent or
self-destructive
urges.
Your limb now
makes an unarmed
attack with a mind
of its own
striking it
yourself
or no
days
and ally.
Basically,
this thing's
trying to
hold your hand
gingerly,
things like that.
It's basically
just trying to
coax you
into this
allure of
like,
I can make
you famous.
I can bring
you to where
everyone will
love you.
you'll be
cheered
from the
raptors
if only
you come
with me.
If only
you follow
to where
my land
is.
And then
all of a
sudden,
you spasm.
Just go
on like,
hey!
You know,
you almost feel
like you're
about to fall
when you're
trying to
fall asleep
and go,
eh!
It's like
that.
Yeah.
Allow you
to choose if you
hit your...
I know how
that works.
Like,
if you want
to hit
yourself
or an
ally?
Me.
And I
thank the
gods above
that I'm
not longer
a monk.
Hit yourself.
There's a
whole goddang
shockwave.
Yeah.
Infinite
mass punch
beetle down
the tunnel.
Yeah!
He goes
skipping like
a rock
across the
water.
So,
thematically,
I want
this to
not be
one of
his actual
arms,
since this
thing is,
you know,
charming him
away and
whatever,
but a
third arm
just grows
out of
him and
just pulls
him away
from this
hand creature,
tries to
beckon him
away,
almost as
if his
own nature
goes,
you're
stupid,
you're
stupid,
what the
fuck are
you doing,
you're
stupid.
Stop texting
him back,
stop it.
Yeah,
dude,
stop it.
I'm going to
attack against
myself,
baby,
let's go.
That's a
24 for a
hit because
I don't
have my
armor on,
otherwise I
would weigh
like two
times as
much as
I do.
Go ahead and
do damage to
yourself,
like it can
be,
yeah,
yeah,
just do damage
yourself there.
Heck yeah,
baby,
it's minimum
damage of
five.
you see
this thing
will kind
of like
pull all
of its
hands back
and go
rush to
you to
lean this
just off
to your
side here
right by
beetle.
It'll start
his pearls
clutching
onto the
scarf that
he's wearing
again,
like he's
putting it
around his
neck again,
but he's
holding it.
He's fucking
white knuckling
it.
It's sitting
on the
rowboat with
you all.
I impose
leg kind
of like
crossed over
and a couple
hands are
twiddling its
thumbs,
one on its
shoulder,
one in
between one
on its
legs there.
And you
and if you
would notice
there's like
one head,
one hand
basically just
like petting
beetle.
how much
for it?
How much
name a
price?
What?
I'll take
that one
as much
as you
want.
Talim
look like
looks and
beetle.
You see
hands will
start to
kind of like
a magician's
trick just
one platinum
two platinum
three platinum
four.
It just
keeps piling
down in
the rowboat.
Yeah.
He has a
he has a
quip on
his lips
of just
like you
would want
to it's
like you
would want
to pay
any money
as you
do that
like a
song of
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
and just
you're just
kind of
hearing
like like
the hands
are kind
of like
doing like
the talking
thing really
as they all
begin to sing
like one
coin
two coin
give it
up to
us
we'll take
it off
your hands
and eat
it with
the
mud
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
ting
there
is
I
what
the fuck
Talim
like as
Talim is
like
Zoran
you want me to
roll
real safe
it's a lot
of money
Zoran
this is
like you're
this is
literally
Talim's
undead
hunger
like his
his
entire
thing
that he
feeds on
this is
kobold
trafficking
like Talim
like looks
at
Beato
it's like
I mean
you have
to understand
like
it's not
you know
like
the
trading
of
sentient
creatures
is
it's
not
unheard
of
and
it's
dark
business
I
know
gray
will
speak up
from all
the way
over here
if you
do that
I will
never
forgive
you
roll
me
a will
save
with
fortune
thanks to
gray
with fortune
that basically
means you're
rolling like
for advantage
like for
dana you
roll 2d2
and take the
highest
so
when you
do that
you should
be able
to click
fortune
if anything
else just
roll it
again
and take
the highest
so I
rolled a
the highest
was a
it's looking
real good
but gray
stops you
you're
not
diving
like
scrooge
mcduck
the
robo
feeling
with
platinum
like
at
this
point
as
talim
has been
looking
at the
platinum
he has
started
to appear
more
weathered
and
you know
withered
like there's
holes that are
appearing in
his cloak
you know
his sleeves
are becoming
tattered
um
they
expose
skin of
like his
legs in
his hands
is like
it's starting
to look
kind of
like bony
and mummified
and he's
like
I
really
how about
this
how about
let's put
the offer
to you
and you'll
see
like
the hands
will begin
to
like
shove
all these
coins
together
and they'll
form into
a bag
that just
you
there's the
biggest
money bag
you've
ever seen
with the
most expensive
coin
you have
you've barely
even seen
one in your
entire actual
life
this thing
just basically
picks up the
huge sack
and
shh
but you
eat so
much
money
and did
and did I
get
knocked out
of
what he
was
charming
heart
yes
yes
heart
shakes
his head
after wrestling
with his
own arm
his own
third arm
just extends
back into
his body
he's sweating
he looks down
at beetle
beetle I'm
sorry
what
I'm sorry
that I did
that
so I
you did
what
can you
hold on
to me
so this
guy doesn't
drag me
off into
the water
and eat
me
talim's
trying to
sell
my flesh
heart
grabs
beetle
as the
heart
goes to
grab
beetle
like
talim
like
lunges
at beetle
a little
bit
but like
holds it
like
like holds
himself
back
and he's
like
keep it
together
keep it
together
the
it's
tricking
you
there
are
certain
things
that
even
money
cannot
buy
let's
go
he
said
hands
will
take up
the bag
and dangle
it off
the side
of the
boat
and it
will drop
as it
drops
it is
heavy
he just
like a
big splash
of all
of that
platinum
just
disappears
talim
literally
collapses
to his
fucking
knees
and it's
just like
unconsolable
oh no
like it
is just
like
ghostly
agony
like his
soul is
being torn
apart
looks at
all of
you
and it
also
looks
past
talim
and heart
over to
gray
and it
smiles
she
froze her
brow
ears
flat
don't
worry
you're
already
claimed
and
he
disappears
what does
that mean
what the
fuck
hey
uh
you guys have
been quiet
for a while
garavan is
still rowing
the boat
and she
goes
what
and little
shoom's
in the
back
you
you
you
you
you
it's
doing
okay
that uh
thing you warned us about
was just here
did you not see it
did you not hear us
bantering with it
no
like you guys just
kind of just
spaced out a bit
it was here
it was here
it's gonna eat me
it tried to sell beetle
it's gonna take heart away
it's gonna eat me
buy it
excuse me
so much
money
it said i was already
claimed
what does that
mean
it was
so much
heart is quietly
crying
oh no
and he
and he puts beetle
down on his lap
beetle can see
for a moment
that
the white
flickering
like
vitality
fire
disappears
from his hand
as if he was
ready
for a moment
in case
talim
went after him
beetle's gonna start
crying too
but it's not quite
it's like
loud and he looks
like kim kardashian
when she cries
heart cries
with beetle
you can't have sorrow
in the
sorrow here
you have to keep
thinking about
where you want
to go
i want to go
home
shut the fuck
up garen
you didn't
you weren't
there
he seems
taking a back
a bit
it's like
well
if you're
gonna cry
about it
keep thinking
of going
home
i wanna go
i wanna go
home
i wanna go
i wanna go
home
i want to
see how much
money i've
made
that's right
to me
gray is trying
very hard
gray is trying
very hard to
think about
going home
but like that
phrase is living
rent free in her
head and she's
she's trying to
push it out of
her mind
it's very
difficult
with that
with everyone
wishing to go
home
people wishing
to see how much
money they made
that's me
people wondering
how things are
going
and with the
sound of
shoom
you notice in
fronts that
they're like
the water begins
to rush a little
bit more and
more and more
and
and you rush
through the river
faster and faster
and you find
yourself winding
up
seeing a waterfall
in front of you
all
guys
but it's not
going down
putting you in
danger
you seem to be
behind it
what
and as we
switch to here
oh shit
you see that
there's a waterfall
in front of you
and you see
the water
comes to
a standstill
oh
what
heart creates
a rock
and he
plunks it
in the water
next to the boat
does it
and he
looks down
as it does
next to the boat
you see
you see
it disappears
a bit from
a bit out
of view
yeah
hmm
it's not
shallow enough
to
to start
walking
at least
no
what do we do
is this normal
I don't know
what's normal
anymore
I haven't seen
the side
in months
caravan
caravan points
forward
and says
we could
probably
it's like
it looks like
we're behind
a waterfall
willow
says
what
what did
willow
say
whoa
we were
the secret
all along
willow
mew
damn
um
Kaleem sadly
flips two
gold coins
between his
fingers
gray's looking
at the uh
the waterfall
she's kind of
staring at it
she's wondering
if there's
anything
behind it
staring at it
very intently
it waterfalls
dang
it waterfalls
real good
could you
try throwing
one of your
stones at
the waterfall
heart
sure
he just
makes a
brick and
shoots it
30 feet
that way
great
heart is my
favorite superhero
brick man
yeah that's
me brick man
you throw
the rock
and you notice
it goes right
through it
just fine
art is brick
frog from
the venture
bro
you do not
hear it
thud
upon anything
after it
in fact
the waterfall
seems pretty
bright
uh wait a
minute
i think we
go through
let's go
let's go
can we keep
paddling the
boats do we
have to get
out
yeah you
know you
can keep
paddling
forward
let's go
let's go
all right
everyone hold
your breath
where's
shum
oh shum's
still gonna
show him
hold on
okay okay
okay okay
yeah soon
it eventually
disappear
and everything
lost his
spores
all along
no no okay
good good
nice nice
nice nice
so with that
you all
start paddling
forward
yeah
you all move
forward
yeah
as the music
does its
thing
oh sorry
this is gonna
be really
complicated for
me
that is okay
i'm using
my mind's
eye
begin to
notice
you're in a
whole different
area
as you emerge
from the
waterfall you
see that
you're not
underground
anymore
well sort
of
the ceiling
looks fairly
odd to you
not exactly
sunlight
but a
collection
of like a
very tall
cavernous
ceiling
with very
bright mushrooms
up top
i i need
to ask
um did
that waterfall
trench us
yes it
covered you
with water
gray looks
like a
drowned
chihuahua
like she
loses body
mass because
her fur is
now wet
and flat
against her
body
yes you
begin to
make your
way down
the stream
uh left
and right
of you are
banks that
kind of come
up into a
kind of dirt
cliff area
about 10
feet up
and you see
trees and
there's a bit
of wind kind
of coming
through
further down
you see that
the stream
does go
down further
in uh
where the
water would
continue to
continuously
go you
hear nature
in a way a
bit still but
ever so often
there are there's
a chirp of a
bird thanks
kiwi he's
helping you know
rustling and
sounds of bugs
things like
that but you
can still tell
that you're
somehow underground
we must be
close to the
top
this is like
scenic
i oh i
can smell
fresh air
this is
beautiful
and beetle
looks up to
the the
mushrooms all
on the
ceiling and
puts his
arms up
both arms
up and
goes
from the
other boat
i mean
sits at the
back of the
boat he's
like
beautiful
is
platinum
coins
wow
there are
bugs
a beetle
a beetle
an actual
beetle is
crawling
on the
ground near
you
he eats
it
you eat
it
it tastes
great
i mean
last time
we we
saw trees
in the
underground
some
bad
heart gets
like the
ptsd
look
no this
is different
yeah yeah
this is
different
this is
scenic and
nothing like
that
it's not
an illusion
it's real
yeah
yeah
that wasn't
real
can i
listen
or like
try to
get some
kind of
scent for
a direction
to go
from here
sure
roll me
perception
yay
i can
do that
i rolled
the
perception
i rolled
a total
of 25
you see
as much
as the
dirt cliffs
are would
just prove
itself just
to be an
obstacle you
can tell
you can
climb up
them pretty
easily and
you know
in this
area but
to your
north that
you'll find
yourself having
an easier
time going
up and
down
okay
uh she
will take
a good
look around
uh give
herself a
a shake
to get
all that
water out
she probably
splatters
garevan in
the process
sorry
um
sorry
her fur
just kind
of
uh
she points
towards the
the northern
section she
goes
that way
i can't believe
the air is
fresher that
way
drown
chihuahua to
pomeranian
i need
art of
pomeranian
gray right
now
we're gonna
have to
climb
shouldn't be
too difficult
it's nothing
we haven't
faced before
vod viewers
skip forward
two hours
oh
the idea
of gray's
hands and
feet being
the same
size that
they are
but when
she's wet
she's just
skinny
it's very
funny to
me
heart grabs
onto beetle
once more
and he
goes
beetle are
you ready
i think
so
are you
ready
are you
gonna
climb
with me
are you
ready
beetle
what
are you
gonna
throw me
are you
ready
beetle
yes
great
and i
want to
throw him
oh
my god
his little
wings are
going
here we
go baby
zero six
for total
twenty five
because i'm
really good
at the
beetle
gets thrown
out
heart screams
as he does
it
beetle
fly
great
it's
lots
of
stuff
up
here
well
good to
know
you
lived
and
gray
will
take
garavan's
hand
and help
him out
of the
boat
like very
carefully
he says
no he
does his
hands
like no
no let
me let
me watch
the boats
here
you guys
go up
ahead
i'll
assuming
manuela
will be
able to
take care
of me
you guys
go scout
oh there's
another
yeah
we
found
him
but he
goes like
no no
just
just go
on without
me for
now just
come back
once you
kind of
confirm
what's
out there
that would
be wisest
we should
make sure
it's safe
because they're
like there's
a lot of
tree things
happening up
here it
looks like
something cut
them down
maybe or
went through
them keep
an eye on
the boats
and again
we saw
him if
you didn't
i don't
know what
this means
but it
might be
be careful
yeah please
be careful
he nods
don't worry
she'll start
i got
shum
you take
care of
him shum
shum
yeah you
got it
hey garen
yeah
you have
anything that
can make
a loud
sound
i could
whistle
heart
nods
sounds
great
if we
hear a
whistle
coming from
this way
we'll run
back
he gives
a thumbs
up
and then
heart jumps
off the
boat and
starts climbing
the wall
to keep
things easy
because i can
make you guys
do the
athletics check
we'll just
have you go
past the
wall and
tell him
just
up there
yeah
tell him
walks up
to the
wall and
then he
does the
jump
animation
but he
does it
really fast
and he
just
glitches
his way
up the
wall
oh my
god
tell him
is sulking
in the
boat
yeah i
was gonna
say let
me check
on tell him
what is
tell him
doing
tell him
is sulking
in the
boat
flipping gold
coins through
his fingers
and he's
muttering to
himself
he's a
bitter
bitch
he's gonna
pat on
over and
she's like
tell him
are you still
upset about
that
she's not
very observant
tell him
is just
like he's
sulking
he's sulking
he looks
over and
he's like
you wouldn't
get it
okay
okay
i've gone
through this
many times
i've had
many children
go through
this
tell him
you don't
even know
if that
was real
you don't
even know
if he was
going to
go through
with it
and you
know what
we do
have
that's
confirmed
your
investments
that we
need to
get back
to
whoa
but what
if it
was real
coulda
shoulda
woulda
it's in
the past
we move
forward
come on
come on
young man
come on
out of the
boat
we gotta
get moving
i have a
dick move
to try and
sell me
i'll remember
that
beetle
will remember
that
talim like
looks up
and he like
narrows his
eyes is
like
we'll see
how much
they offer
next time
what the
fuck
code killer
now you
you gonna
you gonna
get out
of the
boat
so we
can keep
going
or
you can't
let a
prophet
get killed
oh my
god
great
grail
grail like
offer her
hand
even though
she knows
he's a
ghost
gleam just
like stands
up and
like dusts
himself off
and he's
like now
instead of
sulking he's
just he's
just bitter
like he's
just stubborn
and ornery
at this point
he's a
teenager
sulking
got it
assume everyone
climbs up
yeah i'm up
cool
let me move
you here
let me move
heart here
move talim
here
talim hovers
up the side
he's like we
better find
something up
here that we
can sell
so uh
before we
continue just
to check in
time uh
do you guys
want to go
for one more
hour or do
you guys
yeah yeah
i should
be able to
go for one
more hour
i did tell
fear i'd be
like two to
three hours
oh okay
let's send her
my apologies
if that's okay
yeah they're
saying like just
just beat
zarin up
yeah swords
fall
will do
yeah she
can wipe my
ass
all right
so i've
seen her
yeah
god i wish
she'd whoop
my ass
she'd snap
you like a
slim jim
oh god
finally
finally
so with that
you guys
oh yeah
let's stop
creeping on
gab's wife
so sorry
as we go
i can take
your mom
yeah
maddie will
be all mine
and so
polar
so as
you guys
climb up
you see that
it expands
out into
a forest
the
as much
as you
would think
the forest
would be
vibrant
with lovely
greens
and reds
and all
sorts of
stuff
it seems
dulled here
due to the
lighting that
is in the
cavernous ceilings
but trees are
growing like
life is
here
and
for the
map just
kind of
explained
there's
the
shadow
of the
leaves
around
the
trunks
and stuff
so that's
so you
don't have
to deal
with the
leaves
and stuff
and figure
out where
you're at
so in case
you ever got
confused
we see
bushes
fallen logs
everything else
but you also
hear commotion
down at the
bottom right
over this
way
you hear
a
crazy ears perk up
crazy ears perk up
she's like
i don't think i
need to say
anything right
does anybody
speak that
do you know
what
does your
friend know
it
uh
hey lock
you like that
you like the
name lock
huh
whatever
okay
sick
do you
hear those
things
he basically
you feel
wetness in your
ears again
let's not
and uh
you hear
you hear
uh that is
fey once
more and
these things
seem to be
chanting
magic
in another
it seems to
be barking
orders of
more amber
collected for
and the rest
of the woods
around here
gather it
from the
trees
it must
be encased
further
we must
protect
our treasure
the idea
of beetle
standing there
and then
randomly out
of nowhere
water starts
to leak
from his
head
yeah
it's like
a very
specific
image
i can
understand
them
uh
they're
speaking
like an
actual
language
they're
talking
about
harvesting
amber
to protect
their
treasure
something
from the
trees
harvesting
amber
from the
trees
mine
mine
amber
maybe if
we if
we go
by it
we show
that we
were no
we made
no harm
amber
is valuable
amber
is valuable
wait hold
on we
don't want
to take
their
amber
like
to lean
like
there he
goes
like
he just
and he
turns around
like i
didn't
sell you
i need
something
you know
beetles
some of
the most
expensive
perfumes
out there
are made
from trees
i did
not know
that
yeah dude
i don't
know a lot
about
perfume
gray's gonna
follow from
a distance
what i do
know about
perfume
it can be
very expensive
okay let's
go check it
out all right
just remember
to be friendly
please
as you guys
are heading
forward are
you guys
staying with
your same
exploration
activities
no i am
changing mine
due to the
fact that
there is
grass
everywhere
i don't
have to
muffle our
steps
anymore
so instead
my new
exploration
activity
wow
will probably
be
quickly decide
if you don't
mind for
time
yeah
yeah
i will
do a
search
i want to
survey my
environment
yeah gray is
also searching
because this is
a new environment
i'm going to
begin pursuing
a lead i'm
going to be
looking for
signs of
like oh if
the air is
better over
here maybe
there will be
more plants
like maybe if
there's i don't
he's looking for
indications of
there being
a way out
he's looking for
indications of
this direction is
the way out so
he's going to be
that's going to be
his lead
he's going to be
pursuing a lead
looking searching
i don't know
what the
exploration activity
for stealth
is
it's just
uh
stealthing
let me
help you
out here
okay
yeah
who's that
one
draw one
it should
be
let's see
because i'm
looking at
them i'm like
i don't
see it
sustain
this direction
search scout
yeah i
completely forget
what it is off
the top of my
head because
it's named
differently so
then i'm like
wait a minute
huh
just roll a
stealth check
we'll just do
it that way
avoid notice
yeah there it
is thank you
chat oh
avoid notice
i need to
scroll up a
little bit
more yeah
just put that
on your thing
and toggle
it as active
all right
um
void notice
chat you so
smart and
handsome and
your hair we
don't use
exploration things
like this a lot
in front we're
trying to just
to try to do
the stuff let me
take off your
repeat of spell
thing here you
yeah we're
trying our best
to be better
for for king
maker as well
yeah so
with that i
would like to
have everyone
roll me a
perception check
if you don't
mind
okay as you
do that and
then of course
uh on your
exploration activities
you should be
able to
uh look
over your
things and
do a roll
with it like
for you for
telling you go
ahead and do
me a stealth
i'll kind of
put this in
chat here for
you maybe i
would like to
re-roll that
stealth with a
hero point
absolutely go
ahead
as you sneak
around it
was worse
i thought i
rolled a six
oh oh
no yeah
21 before
now it's a
20 oh
great hey
for all you
know they
hit the roll
on their
thing they
probably could
do worse
true
and see
all right
with all your
guys bits and
bombs with all
your rolls of
18 20 30 and
31 all of you
notice further up
ahead these
creatures these
fungi leshies
all crowded
around this one
individual in
plate armor
let me get you
some here to
artwork here are
the leshies
use you know
various forms of
what they are
but uh just
think of like
there's these
gnarly like
teethy mouth
like little
creatures
oh you know
biting biting
and with little
claws and has
like a cute
little outfit
on with
this big
balloon like
a pants and
clown feet
oh lovely
but they seem
to be walking
around evil
clown fungus
leshies but
these fungi uh
fungus leshies
are walling
around messing
with things
gathering stuff
there seems to
be other ones
who more more
finely dress more
in robes there
are surrounding
an individual
uh wearing
plate armor
wearing plate
armor and
he's also
wearing a
helmet that
with one part
of the helmet
has a horn
but the other
one has a
hole where a
horn is sticking
out of and
you see this
individual is
encased in
amber um
you see that
like good
portion of his
face and
head is covered
and half of
his body is but
you see one
arm also kind
of like his
hand encased
in amber but
bit of his
shoulder and arm
is exposed you
know kind of
halfway encased
and you see
that they are
like slathering
this amber
goop on him
and letting it
harden as he
just keep
gathering from
the trees and
one and several
of them are
barking all the
other ones
around going
go go and
get this one
you over there
look under the
log maybe there
could be something
to help imprison
him more
well
the collection
must be kept
come go
you hear them
bark from the
woods what
would you all
like to do
hey beetle do
you think
do you think
that those
guys are people
we can talk
to or are
they guys that
we should threaten
and kill
maybe we should
get shoom
i mean you can
talk to them
right they look
like shoom but
they look scarier
than shoom
green looks down
in her bag of
little shooms
but maybe we'd
look better if
we had a bunch
of shooms
green looks at
the bag she
opens it a
little bit
she looks at
the little shooms
i don't know
if can you
help us with
a situation
can you talk
to she's she's
just like she's
not sure
she's just like
maybe maybe if
we all go over
and we we
present ourselves
we introduce
ourselves as
shoom
maybe they'll
react warmly
to that
shoom
shoom
well said
so he
so um
beetle can
currently
understand
uh
what they're
saying
yep
can beetle
also currently
can understand
when they go
shoom
or is it
just shoom
go and ask
your uh
thing beetle
ha
hey
that's a
really good
point
hey
oh look
how come i
can't understand
shoom
the way that i
can understand
these guys
because all
they're saying
is shoom
what
shoom isn't a
word for anything
oh what the hell
they're talking
about
you're on your
own solid
what
oh
okay
i i think
he's saying
that shoom
is not a
universally
recognized term
great
okay cool
yeah
not the most
convenient
he's like
fixated on
the the amber
encasing this
individual
and like just
kind of like
haphazardly
like throws
out the
it's like
you don't
say
okay well
um
look can i
speak to them
and make it
so they
understand me
like with
the fish
look at
the wheel
peepers
okay
yeah i'm
looking at
them
now tell
me how
many teeth
do they
have
approximately
how many
of them
are sharp
none
wait
all of
them
as i show
the artwork
again
those aren't
sharp
only like
two of them
are sharp
yeah they're
just lipless
human teeth
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
does it
look
does it
look
gnarly
as fuck
yeah
just go for
it see what
happens
okay
can i see
the bags
of shoops
can i see
the bag
of shoops
so a role
you can do
froggy
to determine
like a you
know like
insight checks
are for
dozens of
dragons
to do that
in pathfinder
second edition
it's a perception
check
to perceive
if these
things will
be friendly
or not
well they
they've already
showed that
they could do
civilized
conversation
so
they're also
actively encasing
a person
in amber
yeah i was
gonna say
that doesn't
mean they're
friendly
they are
actively encasing
a person
in amber
i was gonna
say you know
what other
character can
do civilized
conversation
hannibal
lector
okay so i
have a plan
i have a
plan
what if
you guys
get take
the little
hiding places
get ready to
get the jump
on them if
they're really
nasty i could
pull up with
the shooms and
we could be
like hey
shoom and we
could throw
out some peace
sides and if
they're not
receptive then we
start blowing
their heads off
okay so great
will will like
open the bag
she's like i
love you and
then she'll just
hand them off
to beetle
i just imagine
beetle watching
somebody get
abducted by
aliens and
the aliens are
carrying on a
civilized conversation
it's like oh
they're not bad
they can carry on
a civilized
conversation as
they're actively
getting ready to
probe a poor
farmer and
this cow
and i'm just
like
buddy
it's sick to
hope for the
best from
people
go on beetle
okay you guys
gotta get into
hiding get ready
to pounce
yeah okay
okay uh beetle's
gonna look into
the bag of shooms
and go you guys
sing like a little
shoom song that's
really friendly
sounding
beetle's gonna
skip with the
he skips
across the grass
with the
shoop
shoop
shoop
shoop
shoop
shoop
shoop
shoop
shoop
what is
that
heart activates
his rock armor
before anything
else happens
i was gonna
i was gonna say
i talim also has
a copper coin
in his hands
if you want to
pre-buff
yeah
go ahead and
pre-buff now
that's all i'm
doing
oh god
so one of
these
fungus
leshings
comes up
to you
beetle
and basically
goes like
why do you
bring
inferior
spawn
to
who are
you
hello
and
greetings
my
fellow
shoos
did you say
inferior
spawn
roll deception
check for me
please
because we're
standing back
there
it's a total
of 27
you see
one of them
kind of come
over to this
side
the other one
kind of come
over to your
other side
this one
moves up
this one
stands by
but the one
in heavy armor
and you see
the knight
encased in
amber
there's still
part of them
obviously
kind of
showing
you can't
see his
eyes
but you
just hear
muffled
screams
of him
just going
like
run
run
beatle's not
laughing
beatle's not
laughing
beatle's not
laughing
and as
they're standing
back there
behind the
tree
talima's like
looking at
at gray
and hard
and it's just
like so if
beetle gets eaten
we're still
going to
collect all
the amber
after we
kill off
the mushroom
people
yes
oh yeah
big time
beetle starts
making like a
vague hand gesture
over by his
shoulder where he
thinks his friends
can see
and like a vague
cry for help
but they didn't
discuss signals or
anything beforehand
so he's just
like it looks
like a tick or
something
yeah it's his
three fingered
little hand
just poking
out like
yeah
he's trying to
swat away
a fly
maybe he's
like a fly
around him
he's trying to
swat it away
ow
see you
yeah
go ahead
yeah sorry
i didn't hear
about the
inferior shooms
i didn't know
they were supposed
to be kept
away from
this area
with the
big shooms
here
how about
this
you give
those to us
for a little
snack
and we'll
just let you
off
what
come on
one of them
comes up to
you extending
its little
clawed hand
don't you
hear them
singing
no
oh it makes
it delectable
when you crunch
into the
mushroom heads
no my god
what's wrong
with you
they're your
people
they're not
our people
what are
they talking
about
do you hear
do you hear
that
yeah but i
don't understand
it
you can't
eat them
you heard
you heard
that
oh so
so that was
in common
that's what
beetle screamed
yeah
yeah
in common
gray will
bristle
what are you
doing over
there with
that guy
there's nothing
for you to
worry about
now hand
them over
no i'm not
no i'm not
giving them to
you
from you
that's not
very nice
as soon as
you back up
as soon as
you back up
they're like
they immediately
start coming
after you
yeah yeah
yeah
okay
i need all
of you
to roll
the initiative
you tried
beetle
i got a
i got
a 27
i got
shoom
shoom
shoom
don't worry
little singing
shooms
shoom
you're not going
to let them eat
us are you
no
oh no
no no no
never never
oh sorry
shoom
one of the shooms
turns around with a
human male face
and goes
beetle
you're our last
hope
don't let them
eat us beetle
don't let them
eat us
let us
just let them
eat us beetle
you know
the shooms
for the shooms
yeah
yeah just don't
just let them
kill us
don't kill us
crush our little
skulls
let's not always
first join
we're gonna
crush our little
heads while we
sing and scream
yeah
oh no
yeah beetle
yeah
and that's what
they'll do
of course
when you guys
rolled
Talim got a
gray got a
beetle got a
heart got a
and for the
rest of them
there's a chunk
of them
oh that's so
many
but they're slow
as hell
oh that's a lot
of them
there's a good
chunk
there's about
pretty much
they're gonna help
for podcast listeners
there's uh
three of them
kind of three
of these fungus
leshes in more
of like
fancier sort
of robes
and there are
one two
three four
five
uh other
leshes kind
of like a
more common
like leaf
and fungi
like clothing
and now
it
oh seems
not dead
uh it is
now Talim's
turn
you're a
muted cab
as a reminder
oh am i
i haven't
heard you
talking
okay
all right
um
okay
uh
so you said
there was one
that was dressed
better than
the others
yeah
unfortunately i
couldn't color
code them
correctly the
photoshop thing
was being real
weird with the
art
uh if you look
real close to
their borders
the one with
the most arrows
around them
or that's how
to differentiate
them
i'll try to
see if we can
find some way
to help you
out with it
but other than
that that's
what you see
i was gonna
say like what
are they what
are they dressed
like are they
just in like
finer attire
or think of
robes robes
got it
like fungus
like robes
all right so
what Talimu
actually do
is okay
beetles up
there
as he
yet again
puts himself
in a situation
of where he
might be
eaten
um
luck's like
oh boy i
can't wait to
experience what
being eaten
feels like
no
what are you
talking about
he was
you drank him
oh no that's
right you're
right no you're
right he's
already into
that he already
knows
what do you
mean
so anyways
uh i will
take my uh
my my first
action uh
to move
here
and uh
i will then
spend
hold i have to
check to see
what the actions
are on it
yes two actions
uh as
Talimu will
hold out a
hand with
the copper
coin in it
and uh
point it
at
this fellow
right here
in the robes
yes
and uh
electricity
will crackle
along his
arm
uh as there
is a humming
sound and
he will
flick the
coin and i
cast magnetic
acceleration as
he essentially
fires the coin
off like a
railgun
let's see it
and
you have
inferior magic
compared to
us
and that is
a plus
oh
oh my
god
get
let's go
get
out
um
so i just roll
damage for that
yep
it'll double
we just doubled
the damage
okay so
that is
that in
total
is
points of
damage
that thing
it goes
look at
that little
wizard
it just
had
very
and it
just
just
bam
a huge
hole
goes through
its mushroom
head
it's still
up
just like
Talim's
arm hums
with electric
uh with
electric magic
and the
coin fires
off and as
it leaves
his hand
just a
sonic boom
in front of
him as a
dust cloud
shoots behind
him
oh my god
that's so
cool
that's so
cool
yeah there's
only boots
left
also
the one thing
instead of
fighting in
hallways and
closed spaces
this is your
first big
open field
fight
yeah
great
it's your
turn
all right
gray's gonna
move
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
there we
go
35 feet
for her
first action
there you
go
uh she's
going to
declare this
boy straight
in front of
her her
target
that is
that is her
hunted prey
and she's
going to
hey chat
give me a
name for
each
last year
when it
uh they
get targeted
or whatever
just give me
names for it
sorry i gotta
interrupt
oh it's
all good
and for the
last
thing
she's going
to do
is she's
going to
reel back
her mom
baile
and try
to slice
through this
funny little
mushroom man
there's a
hit with a
total of
28 baby
you hit
i'm gonna
roll that
damage
a total
of 11
you hurt
you hurt
gribbles
the leshy
and die
gribbles
no
i'll be
okay my
love
is it
takes the
damage
you got
from of
course you're
returning
things
comes back
to you
uh you
got another
uh you did
hunted prey
right
yes
awesome
beetle
what a
fucked up
day
and he's
going to
uh stuff
the little
leshy bag
will it
take me
two turns
to stuff
the little
leshy bag
away and
also draw
my uh
crossbow
i'll say
that you
had it
sling to
your side
of a
satchel
and you
had a
crossbow
out
okay
huge
pog
oh thank
you so
stinking
much
i'm gonna
aim my
crossbow
at the
guy who
is super
mean to
me
and i'm
gonna
see
okay
you know
block
his
forward
jab
what's
gonna
happen
if i
shoot
him
right
between
the
eyes
let me
see
here
that one
i'm gonna
name
let's see
that's gonna
hit so beetle's
gonna go ahead
and he's gonna
let loose a little
crossbow bolt
it's gonna deal
15 points of
damage he's got a
funny little stick
in his mushroom
head
are you okay
it's just
it's just a
flash burn
all right
and that's
my turn
awesome
heart
yeah
move
up
to
here
so
or
uh
i will
move
there
and then
boop
boop
and
then
this guy
right here
that
that fucko
that fucko
right there
that fucko
right there
he is gonna be
targeted
by my
mightiest
power that i
have in my
disposal
against creatures
of wood
or earth
i can do
a funny
little thing
um
called
extract
element
uh
when i
extract
an element
that guy
needs to
make a
dc
fortitude
save
or i
will rip
a part
of his
body
into
my
aura
uh
and he
will be
weak
against
everything
i do
against
him
okay
i'll do
a fortune
save
it
failed
by doing
a 20
it failed
so he
takes
uh
4d4
damage
go ahead
and roll
it
uh
heck
yeah
good
let's
go
as
heart
rips
a chunk
out of
him
into
his aura
and then
in one
rebound
motion
he turns
it into
a
ball
a
ball
of
fungus
mesh
and he
launches
it back
uh
at this
person
at this
one
machine
stop hitting
yourself
yeah
as he
says
stop hitting
yourself
uh
and launches
it
at this
guy
wow
i rolled
a
i rolled
a total
nice
heck
yeah
dude
that's
damage
let's
go
that's
just a
one
action
uh
so it
deals
damage
this
thing
just
basically
all
battered
and bruised
and one
of the
background
grabbers
that's
my turn
now
let's see
what we're
going to call
this one
we're going to call
it
i have
the
scroll
look at
a good
name
thing
we'll call
this one
grungus
it is now
grungus's
turn
the grungus
among us
this one
will move up
five
ten
fifteen
i should
come up
to here
actually
the hide
behind this
long for
cover
so if we
try to
shoot it
it'll get
cover from
you
and it
will
aim at
like what
basically
it's just
saw his
friend beside
him get
shot at
it's going
to speed
spit a
spore pod
right at
beetle
just
it's
fucking
rude
it misses
because we're
with a
two on
the die
it'll try
to do
it again
classic
spore pod
experience
it misses
with a
fourteen
only barely
and that
is the
end of
grungus's
turn
somewhere
the lala
oopsie
is just
laughing
yep
yep
next up
we have
binku
that chad
is lovingly
named
he pretty
much will
look over
to
heart
gotta
take care
of the
big one
but
first
it will
cast
a spell
called
protector
tree
dude
I have
protector
tree
and it
will cast
a big
fungus
right by
its friends
here
which I'll
basically just
do a little
little raparoonie
here
hold up
I'll do
circles
and you'll be
square
that's so cringe
right there
it'll spend
two actions
doing that
and it will
back up a bit
next up
we have
this
we have
gribbles
the leschi
try to
walk up
to the round
of here
it sees you
to lean
it's like
be
be
return
to the
death
and it'll
try to
spit out a
spore pot
at you
to lean
and it
misses
terribly
rolling a
four on
the die
tries to
do it
one more
time
misses
again with
an eight
on the die
it is
doing
terrible
so at
that
we're
going to
have
another
one of
them
start
rushing
towards
one
two
it's
going to
take
two
actions
to get
up to
you
gray
it
tries
to
like
punch
you
it
does
not
succeed
that's
the
end
of
its
turn
gray's
gonna
stare
at
it
just
like
she
didn't
really
think
that
one
out
huh
on
the
road
one
of
the
road
lashes
will
kind
of
look
at
you
all
and
we'll
go
and
it
will
cast
create
mickle
guardian
ah
hmm
transform
the target
into a
fungus
creature
with a
level
up
to
that
allowed
in
the
below
table
there
are
many
versions
rituals
like
oh
it's
a
ritual
never
mind
yeah
sped
read
that
wrong
we're
going
to
now
do
let's
see
it
also
looked like
it had
to target
a dead
creature
doesn't
matter
can't
do
it
okay
yeah
when I
when I
say
when I
do
move
on
like
nope
it's
gone
can't
do
anything
more
with
it
so I
sped
reddit
this
thing's
going to
basically
move
up
it's
going
to
look
at
you
to
lean
and
cast
rare
and
feeble
bit
immediately
you
must
make
me
a
photitude
save
there
to
lean
over
there
in
chat
it
looks
to
you
and
goes
this
huge
beam
shoots
towards
you
roll
that
with
a
plus
or
a
total
of
a
did
you
click
the
thing
on
the
chat
oh
no
I
didn't
yeah
click
that
instead
okay
you
can
do
it
for
a
yeah
you
do
great
oh
sorry
ignore
that
don't
worry
about
it
wait a
second
I
can't
just
make you
make you
critically
fail
for no
good
reason
would you
do that
shawran
why
would you
do that
what
the
fake
there's
a
fourth
thing
target
is
unaffected
it's
failure
target
becomes
a
people
do
yeah
but you
succeeded
the creatures
attempt
to
fortune
save
determined
spell
finding
for your
attack
rolls
critical
success
I
have to
attack
you
I'm
fucking
stupid
I'm
sorry
he fails
anyway
natural
one
I'm
sorry
I'm
speed
reading
a whole
lot
I
tried
I
double
checked
these
guys
like
two
days
ago
okay
this
is
what
they'll
do
so
my
bad
I'll
be a
better
game
master
tomorrow
so
that
one
of
these
other
ones
will
come
over
and
go
meh
meh
meh
he is
not
in
oh
no
he is
he sees
you
he sees
you
he can
always move
closer
if he
wants
he hits
roll
me
fortitude
serve
do
do
it
do
it
do
it
do
it
do
it
why
will
you
die
you
still
be
enfeebled
one
okay
silly
fungo
powers
another
blighted
one
comes up
this
way
and
this
one
one
turn
second
action
the
third
he'll
basically
come over
this way
away from
your
threatened
space
and the
one
final
let's
see all
the way
back
here
will begin
moving his
way up
behind the
tree
and with
that
finally
is
Talim's
turn
there's a lot
of them in the
middle
sorry about
that
no
you're
good
I need
to
check
a thing
um
how do I
turn
excuse me
hold left
control
then scroll
well as you're
hovering over
the thing
oh
okay
is that or
chef one
one of those
well you see
the chat
there
all right
you know
what
what if
I did
this
instead
oh
oh
wait I
could get
that one
all right
you know
what
yeah
yeah
I'll do
that
so I
will
actually
uh
move
oh I
clicked the
wrong
thing
uh
I'll
actually
move
right here
that is a
tall log
so to go
over that
it'll be
uh
pretty difficult
it'll be
two turns
to go up
and over
so think of
it as
difficult
terrain
okay
two turns
to go
over it
all right
well
it's
difficult
terrain
so it's
like
5 10
15 20
you know
you do
two things
for it
okay
so
it would
count as
two squares
of movement
right
yes
okay
it's
kind of
doubled
actually
that's
that's
fine
I'll
move you
there
because
there's
a wall
yeah
and uh
yeah
so uh
um
soren
yes
can I
can I
can I
can I
do the
can I
can I
do the
bit
can I
do the
I do
the
do the
bit
as I
as I
as I
as I
cast it
as you
draw it
as I
draw it
as I
unleash it
you know
as I
as I
cast
oh my
god
weapon
storm
in a
10 foot
emanation
go ahead
oh my
god
yeah
put down
the
cone
oh my
god
and uh
yeah
there you
go
do you
want a
10 foot
emanation
or cone
a 10 foot
emanation
okay
um
which is
when I
sat down
uh
on
talim
as he
uh
basically
draws his
abs coil
and
the air
around him
becomes
sword slices
and they
need to
make me
a dc
reflex
save
all right
let's
see
so pretty
much
wham
bam
shimmy
sham
all these
fellas
all my
fellas
all my
fellas
oh I
got a
crit
fail
let's
see
let's
see
yeah
the
critical
failure
target
takes
double
damage
subject
to the
weapons
critical
specialization
effect
what is
your
critical
specialization
effect
for your
weapon
if any
uh
that's
a good
question
it's a
sword
right
yes
yeah
so a
sword
uh
all have
the same
one
meaning
that
they
are
uh
off
guard
until
the
start
of
your
next
turn
there
we go
and uh
is there
any damage
for it
or
um
yes
it is
but
but
but
but
but
oh
wait
where'd
it
go
um
oh
yeah
it
is
oh
where'd
it
go
over
you're
holding
to
the
dust
with
all
the
things
this
flurry
deals
four
dice
of
damage
to
creatures
in the
area
this damage
has the
same type
as the
weapon
and uses
the same
dive
size
determine
the
dive
size
as if
you
were
attacking
with
the
weapon
for instance
if you
were wielding
a two-handed
weapon
in both
hands
you'd
use this
as two-hand
weapon
die
yeah
so it's
the eight
so it's
yeah
so roll
be
okay
um
or just
go to
your
weapon
and click
the
damage
thing
there
yeah
hold on
well it's
not his
weapon
damage
it's
four
off
his
weapons
damage
so it's
yeah
yeah
okay
i'll just
i'll just
do
uh
yeah
and
roll
that
yeah
you're
basically
beyblading
oh that's
a good
roll
so
one of
them
will take
double
damage
it's gonna
be this
one up
top
this one
will take
double
boom
it dies
holy
shit
it dies
and
hmm
hmm
i need to
read a
thing
real
quick
actually
uh-oh
he's
dead
shim
okay
so that
one
goes
but of
course
as soon
as it
dies
it'll
do
a
thing
i'll
probably
get
all
of
them
first
i think
it'll
be
more
than
fair
but
uh
it'll
do
its
thing
just
like
tooth
fairies
this
thing
will
take
its
damage
that'll
take
this
thing
succeeds
it'll
only
take
half
i like
how chas
like
it dies
it dies
and
this
one
succeeds
this
one
will
also
take
half
so
you
did
a
whole
bunch
of
damage
and
this
one
fails
this
one
will
take
the
full
if
it
hasn't
already
i think
it
did
actually
no i
think
it
didn't
actually
yeah
one
two
three
yes
yes
they all
took it
excellent
all right
so two
things happen
because two
of them
died
there is a
building that
they have
called
blight
burst
oh
no
i'm gonna
cry
when a
blighted
fungus
leshy
dies
a burst
of
rotted
compost
explodes
from its
body
dealing
3d6
slashing
damage
and 1d6
poison
damage
to each
creature
and a
30 foot
emanation
this area
that fills
with blighted
fungi
becoming
difficult
terrain
till the
fungi
wither
24 hours
later
so
i want to
take your
measurement tool
away
this one
is dead
so
boop
oh my
god
that happens
oh my
god
and this
one
same deal
boop
no
is this
gonna
shane
off of
the other
leshy
if they
die too
well that's
the neat
thing
they don't
get hit
hurt by
this
oh
or
should
anyway
yeah it's
just a
big
fuck
you
button
well these
are special
well let's
see
when a
blighted
if she
dies
burst of
running
composing
of
dending
slacks and
damage
poison
damage
to each
creature
okay each
creature
and
fills
with a
plant
becoming
difficult
terrain
till the
fungi
wither
24 hours
later
yeah so
it does
not say
there are
other
leshy's
that have
the same
thing
that they
basically
specify
pretty much
saying the
leshy's do
not get
hurt
it is not
written here
so everyone
gets a bit
of damage
so we're
gonna do
one slashing
damage for
this
do slashing
damage again
just for the
second one
then we're
gonna do
1d6
poison
and then
1d6
poison
again
so everyone
it's not
that terrible
so it's
basically
gonna be
yeah pretty
much 9
10, 11, 12,
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19
math
I hate doing
math live
because I'm
fucking slow
so 9
10, 11,
thank you
22 points
of damage
to everybody
so I'll
basically
just do
list everyone
real quick
you
you
you
and you
everyone
takes that
everyone
takes that
everyone
takes that
everyone
takes that
and
Talim
your natural
resistance
and stuff
kind of
helped you
out there
for some
of it
but of course
the other
she's gonna
take the
damage
now
and they're
all on the
thing
so
if this
triggers
another one
if this
triggers
another one
another one
dies
another one
and for the
second one
Talim just
now the poison
Talim just
dices these
two and he
sets off a
nuclear reaction
like he doesn't
even draw a
sword it's
that anime
thing where
you just
see a blue
glint
from where
he does
something
and then
they all
start popping
and exploding
it's like a
horror ranger
scene
you see Talim's
eyes like open
up like oh
no for one
frame before
he's enveloped
in a cloud
now everyone
here is gonna
take 11
about 16
additional points
of damage
oh my god
oh my god
if this
triggers another
one
cab
all right
it did not
trigger another
one
so that's
how much
and all this
is now difficult
terrain
oh my god
anyway is that
your turn
Talim
yeah that's
yeah that's
my turn
you know like
uh three kills
and I think
I did
I did pretty
good
yeah you did
amazing
I did amazing
yeah I'm
pretty awesome
you know like
I'm not only
you know
I'm not only
tanky but I
also deal great
damage for the
party you know
I like
I think my job
as a mate
just is done
you guys got
the rest of
this right
and for people
to know they
don't get a
save
I'm going to
kill you
Grace your
turn
remember I
didn't sell
you to the
handyman
I'm going
to kill
you
you almost
I wish you
saw me
the handyman
oh my god
so what you're saying
is I missed out
on all that
platinum
uh-huh
oh god
okay so
gray does not
like that this
just happened
like this
literally just
exploded like
next to her
in her face
uh it is now
like stuck to
her wet fur
she hates this
uh she's going
to run
away
she's going
to get some
distance here
five
ten
fifteen
twenty
I have to
imagine they're
running towards
you
explaining
oh my
that is all
difficult
trains you have
to double
your movement
okay so
I'll have to
look at the
rolls of what
happens if you
stack that
stuff we'll
just keep it
simple for now
just say it's
all difficult
so all your
movement you're
right by this
guy so it
would be
five ten
fifteen twenty
twenty five
thirty thirty
five forty
forty five
fifty
okay
they'll probably
take you two
actions to get
out and get
out of that
range
okay you can
be in it it's
not gonna hurt
you but you're
just movements
now limited
okay that's
fine uh and
then she's going
to use battle
medicine on
herself
okay let me
get you the
all right do
you have a
uh healer's
kit
good I think
I have at
least one let
me check
let me check
where's my
inventory where
did you go
beans I don't
I can't use
battle medicine
oh
gray's gonna
just uh
target make
uh this this
lad her her
hunted prey
you do have
your healing
focus spell
I do but I
had to use
two uh
actions to get
this far
ah okay
so and that's
two actions to
use it
uh I was going
to use that
but difficult
terrain so she's
just gonna make
that her
hunted prey and
leave it at that
because that's
what I had to
do
all right
end of your
turn
yep
beetle
beetle is going
to take aim
at this guy
and scream
shoot them from
far away if you
can and he's
gonna okay so
that's 10
really
I had no idea
beetle
uh okay
that's as far as
he could move
uh he's gonna
see what happens
if he shoots
this boy
he knows for
certain he will
hit
he fires
and then his
little
little crossbow
bolt goes out
that's 16 points
of damage
just
he reloads
and that is
his turn
heart
it's your
go
that thing
is screaming
I eat your
boat
okay
so
I eat your
boat
heart
will
flex
off
all of
the
flex
of
spores
that has
clung to his
body by this
point
um
and he
will
create
a
timber
sentinel
next to
himself
that is
literally the
same spell
that is
right over
there
which is
presumably
fucking
gone by this
point
if you're
right
all the
damage
it will
be in
slightly in
front of
me
as I
place the
funny
no
no
no
fuck it
fuck it
soren
that's
complicated
fuck
that
I'm
moving here
right next
to this
guy
and I'm
staring him
in his
fucking
soul
as I'm
going to
I'm going to
melee him
I'm going to
melee elemental
blast him
when
as a part of
using that
I will weapon
infuse myself
when I
weapon infuse
myself
I get
to fucking
dunk this
little guy
so hard
that I
apply
not just
all of these
cool abilities
I apply
fucking
forceful
to this
guy
I am
now
a
absolute
stupid
individual
when it
comes to
decimating
this little
guy right
in front
of me
because
heart
just
creates
a
little bit
of rock
around his
arm
and it
turns into
a chainsaw
around his
arm
as he
just
swipes
down at
this
guy
with a
karate
shot
I'm
gonna
kill
this
guy
I'm
gonna
kill
him
so
fucking
hard
as I
two
action
elemental
blast him
and then
I'm gonna
die
from the
explosion
yeah
most likely
oh that's
a crit
that's right
baby
roll me
damn it
go
yep
you're
fucking
I do
damage
as I
chainsaw
the man
bam
and he
explodes
oh time
to do
this
let's
do the
explosion
again
no
and we
do a
little
boom
and then
hard's
gonna die
everyone's
in the
blast
no
let's
see
nearly
everyone
except
like the
two down
there
inside
the
blast
so
he
explodes
that's
gonna
deal
this
much
damage
it'll
be
points
of
slashing
and
two
points
of
poison
did
you
have
to
roll
high
did
you
have
to
roll
high
you're
welcome
do
you have
to do
that
all right
we're gonna
apply the
14 to all
of them
so you know
that protector
tree doesn't
activate
because it's
not a
strike
okay
but it
still took
damage
it still
has
HP
oh yeah
it's
probably
all
messed
up
great
love that
that's
really cool
everyone else
takes all the
pretty much the
13 or whatever
points of
damage
as it
explodes
oh boy
is that
end of your
turn
heart
this other
one will try
to
actually no
this one's
gonna
hmm
ooh
ooh
this one's
grungus
ooh
look upon
him
why is he
named grungus
he is going
to look at
you all
actually what
he's gonna do
he's gonna
he'll stomp
over the tree
that's definitely
dead
like 5
is it
difficult
terrain
for him
to
oh yeah
I'm
literally
I'm
literally
salty
I got
it
no no
no
if he would
have
ignored
the difficult
terrain
I would
have lost
a part
of my
soul
it's not
the rule
bit
I would
just have
lost a
part of
my soul
yeah
he moves
up
and he's
gonna go
and do
spore cloud
which is
going to
get
let's see
it's a
emanation
from him
so it'll
do
boop
and there
it's so
many
radiuses
man
it'll get
beetle
and to
lean
I need
both of
you to
make me
a fortune
save
please
click that
fortune
save in
chat
if you
don't
mind
sorry for
everyone waiting
on your
players here
I'm trying
to end
it
that's a
failure on
beetle
it's a
success for
to lean
so basically
you're gonna
take this
much persistent
poison damage
beetle
you take two
persistent
poison
and on a
failure a
creature has
its vision range
reduced to
20 feet
oh my god
as long as
the persistent
damage continues
so you can't
see anything
past 20 feet
if you want to
hit anything at
20 feet I'm
gonna all count
it as obscured
I can't see
I can't see
until me
from seeing
the thing here
you should be
fine
so that
that it's
turn
there's another
one from the
south sees
everything going
on he goes
and he will
start marching
up to you
to lean
and see
okie dokie
oh no
well
it'll do
5 10
15 20
and he
will go
and he
will cast
grim
tendrils
ok
which reaches
just before
heart
actually I
don't know
if it will
affect you
all that
much
he has
no idea
so
basically
this is for
void damage
it's not
void energy
it will not
heal you
that's one
important
distinction
because I've
had to learn
that with
the skeleton
but uh
you technically
don't bleed
do you
no
and it's
two damage
so
yeah
it also
specifies
two living
creatures
yeah
I mean
the bleeding
damage to
living creatures
in line
so yeah
I wouldn't
do it
anyway
it'll do
it anyway
because it
wants to do
it
roll me a
fortitude
save
flame
you'll only
take the
negatives
the void
damage
oh
yeah
would emergency
charge help
you I don't
know if it
would or not
no
spell or
no it would
not
it's going
to roll
the 44
and you
will take
no damage
wait
does this
not work
brr brr
wait
this is
not
wait
damage
immunity
baby
there you
go
other
wongles
come up
5 10
15 20
you can only
move up to
here
kill the
other one
the other
one must
die
what the
fuck
ammo cast
groan tendrils
and try to
get you
hard
fine
19 for a
total of
fuck you
fuck you
little mushroom
man
little mushroom
man
little mushroom
guy
this one all
the way at the
bottom here is
looking at y'all
just wanting to
get one of
you dead
he's like
they're freaking
monsters
it will
5 10
it'll
it'll
it'll take
two actions
basically get in
there to you
comes up to
you
and don't
try to
in front of
your face
okay
and it hits
you with
the little
spore pot
and
it'll
roll
damage
i do
five points
of damage
to you
but i
need you
to roll
me a
fortitude
save
yes
it probably
won't matter
you're basically
going to resist
the poison
i think
anyway
and that's
a total
of a
yeah
high five
cab
high five
you ruined
him
see why
does my
spore not
work on
you
as it's
your turn
to lean
so
uh
as they
shoot out
grim tendrils
and like
uh
pelt to lean
with the
poison and
spores
uh
to lean
will
raise a
hand up
and uh
he will
look down
at him
and he's
like
allow me
to show
you
some
true
necromancy
and uh
i actually
put down
a uh
a 10
foot
uh
emanation
oh i can't
get both
of them
all right
well i'll get
these ones
um
emanation is
centered on
yourself
oh not
emanation uh
10 foot
burst
awesome
yeah
yeah and
i will
cast
um
sanguine
mist
as
celine
snaps
his fingers
and a
sickly
blue
uh
sickly
like red
just like
almost
looks like
viscous
fog
just
pours out
of the
center
and
just
rolls
over
these
two
and
they
need
to
roll
me
uh
dc
basic
fortitude
saves
assume
you want
this thing
to be more
like here
so it doesn't
hit you
oh no
it can hit
me it's
fine
okay
he's not a
living creature
yeah
drains the
vitality from
the living
uh
and uh
yeah it does
void damage
so
nice
yeah
they both
roll
one got
a
one got
a
failure
with a
another
one got
a
natural
oh
well
uh
the one
that failed
they take
uh
uh
that's
void damage
it explodes
no
and
i gained
temporary
hit points
equal to
half of
that damage
that it
took
you gain
half of
so
yes
um
here just
we'll just
downward
there's so
many circles
on the
plane
right now
so
yeah
i'll just
yeah
there we go
eight
i'll just
roll
eight
temporary
hit points
oh
oh
this is
different
the
burst
of
primal
energy
oh
these
guys
are
different
yeah
that's
a different
thing
this one
just a
normal
spore
burst
when
a burst
of
primal
energy
explodes
from
his
body
the
ramination
restoring
3d8
to each
fungus
creature
and
dealing
3d8
void
damage
and
basic
fortuit
saved
each
non-fungus
creature
in the
area
this area
is filled
with
fun
okay
so
basically
for
its
emanation
sorry
these
guys
are
a little
bit
different
uh
this
is
going
to
hit
heart
and
taleem
um
basically
roll me
that fortuit
save
if you
don't
mind
heck
yeah
i roll
a 12
for a total
of 29
critical
success
you guys
are fine
i rolled a
of course
you're
going to
take
this
void
damage
for
both
of
you
it's
going
to
be
for
heart
and
taleem
of
oof
taleem
is fine
but of
course
it's also
going to
heal
this
bunch
of
3d8
sorry
this is a
lot of
math
so
please
forgive me
it will
heal
wall
and then
heal this
one
wall
those two
are both
healed
is that
the end of
your turn
taleem
uh
no
i will
actually
i have
one action
left
because that
was a
two action
spell
um
so
this one
right
here
oh this
one also
gets healed
yeah
thank you for
pointing that out
there that i
uh
have targeted
uh
taleem will
lash out
with his
uh
with his
ask oil
um
yeah
we can
die
we will
grow
more
no matter
how many
of you
you cut
and that
is a
23 to
hit
and
roll
the damage
and that
is a
total
of 16
just
right into
it
and that
is the
end of
my turn
that's all
three of
my actions
gray
gray's gonna
come around
the
log here
towards beetle
and she's
going to use
an ability
that i have
not gotten
to use yet
since we
reworked this
character
uh
i'm going
to cast
soothing
mist on
beetle
oh
this is
exciting
she's gonna
dig around
in her
pouch
she's got
like a
little
a funny
little
powder
that she's
just gonna
dust on
him
i'll just
click the
healing there
for you
yeah
oh
we both
did it
good job
us
i'll take
your healing
because it
was highest
and
got you
up beetle
plus 24
that's it
for me
thank you
you're
you're
our main
healer
if you
go down
you're
fucked
thank you
gray just
like pads
his head
she's like
it's okay
buddy
it's okay
as soon
that's
the end
of your
turn
yep
that's
it
beetle
your
next
grandma
battle
medicine
yeah i think
i'm a master
i'm just double
checking real
quick
one quick note
beetle is not
affected by that
poison
since gray
since gray
can remove
a bleeding
fire
acid
poison
or a void
effect
that just
happens
oof i
critically
failed
my
my medicine
so you
only get
uh
three hp
sorry about
that gray
wait i have a hero
point
i mean you
critically fail
by
yeah yeah
i don't want to say
you have a hero
point so you can
re-roll that
yeah yeah yeah
let me re-roll
let me re-roll
do it again
everyone clench
i was gonna say
also don't
don't you also
have assurance
in medicine
i do
but it
reduces
the healing
that i can
give
so it's more
like an emergency
situation type
of thing
oh my god
oh no
oh my god
you rolled
a failure
oh my god
i'm using another
hero point
i'm using another
hero point
you can only do it
for once for that
fuck
damn it
at least you don't
harm her
i don't harm her
yeah
fetal just kind of
turns around
and he's
he's patting her
and he's going
and then he's gonna
he's gonna whip around
and he's gonna
take aim
at this boy
right here
you targeted
me
oh shit
sorry
oh shit
holy shit
i targeted him
and you
holy shit
so go ahead
and get your
targeting right
oh my god
gm mercy
i'm gonna miss
i'm gonna diddly dang
miss
and now you want to
reload
yep
heart
it's your turn
but uh for
the poison stuff
i'm not seeing the
thing that would
let's see
turn a creature
in the source of
persistent acid
bleed fire
poison
yeah
that's pretty good
that's awesome
i'll get rid of that
for you
yeah it's great
it's 10 out of 10
don't worry about the
recovery check
heart's your go
yeah
uh
i'm gonna
walk
here
and then
i am going to
cast this
i'm going to
uh end
my
kinetic aura
and
uh
cast
my
hail of splinters
as
heart just
starts punching
in a 30 feet
cone
and
uh
let me see here
you can't kill
grungus
i'm gonna
oh no
grungus
he's surviving
for so long
it's chat's favorite
i'm gonna kill
grungus
grungus
has been
existing
for too long
um
grungus needs
to make a
dc 25
basic reflex save
against this
funny
grungus
grungus
grungus
seven
with a 17
that's a fail
heart just
punches
and then more
arms grow out
of him
and more arms
and he just
starts punching
and every arm
breaks into
a thousand pieces
and they all
lodge into
this guy
and he'll take
the 44 bleed
persistent
which is now
on him
he's bleeding
fungi goo
yeah
and that's
my turn
it's grungus's
turn
grungus
didn't like
that
grungus
doesn't want
it
grungus mad
grungus
gonna step
up here
gonna step
up to you
and he's
gonna
and he's gonna
shit
what
no grungus
no
grungus
no
actually he's
gonna go over
here and shit
instead
what
trying to
I can't
there's so
alright
there's so much
shit I can't even
see what the fuck's
going on anymore
right like
everything's
difficult terrain
until I say
so
oh my god
I can see
fuck
shit grungus
shit
do it
do it grungus
let out that
what I wanted him
to do
was to
get here
there you go
yeah
and then he's
gonna go
and he's gonna
try to spore cloud
everyone
and even
make me a fortitude
save
heck yeah
dude
I hate it
when my enemy
does the
fart reverb
how did your
critical succeed
by one
you did it
unless you
probably have
like a
I don't know if you
have a special thing
because you rolled
a two
and it says
critical succeed
I do
I do
my good sir
I do
I critically
succeed
all fortitude
saves
I succeed at
that's cool
beetle
great
same thing
with you
fortitude
save
yeah
yep
in the chat
you click
little guy
yep
yep
yep
it's very
very
tiny
another critical
success
natural 20
from beetle
yippee
come on
roll please
thank you
after missing
like four rolls
in a roll
I also succeeded
with a 20
my shit
didn't work
he gets
really upset
about this
I'm just gonna
say this stuff
gets fucking
wiped out
the game
master
mercy
because
Jesus
he farted
so hard
he threw
everything else
on the
just gone
it's gone
yep
when you
bust ass
so hard
it clears
the room
his recovery
check
but of course
he still takes
the 13 points
of bleeding
damage
but he was
able to save
now for the
next one
looking over
at Talim
going
there was
no work
on you
spits at
you
with a
spore pod
dare you
damn that's rude
hits you
with a 15
for a total
of 27
Talim
my only weakness
spore pods
those 12 points
of damage
but you're able
to resist
some of it
he tries to go
again
hits you
again
he's rolling
good
he hit you
exactly
what he
needed
unless you
want a
shield
reaction
that's a
plus zero
to hit
no I'm
fine
okay
hits you
for seven
more like
five for
you
goes at
it again
for the
last time
hell
Mary
all right
didn't
no
didn't
crit
didn't
crit
at all
now
this
one
this
one
down
here
it'll
take
two
turns
to get
over
this
way
actually
can he
do it
from here
I think
he could
yeah he's
gonna spit
at you
beetle
oh
great
thanks
it's
more pod
to you
he hits
oh boy
exactly
running
your AC
oh
okay
it's
you for
a seven
spits
again
he misses
as I promised
child
I'll spin
all villain
points for
this
on beetle
one
villain
point for
that
still
misses
beetle
shakes
fist
at the
sky
final
shoot
doesn't
happen
I'll spin
a villain
point on
that
so it's
not a
critical
miss
oh no
natural
it did
a good
roll
as a
just need
a little
bit
more
though
my
villain
point
is
gone
sorry
chat
try to
kill
the
beetle
what
the
fuck
butter
bowls
you are
the storm
that is
approaching
but as
you see
do you want
to do
any floors
for things
because these
guys are
like we
gotta go
we gotta
leave
do I
want to
do any
what
what are
you doing
during your
turn
because as
you're
currently
hearing
them
going
we gotta
leave
well
Talim
is
basically
looking at
them
it's like
no no
nobody
leaves
at least
not alive
and
well
there's
those two
right there
so what
I will
actually
do
is
we are
in difficult
terrain
I will
actually
yeah
they got
those
two
I won't
actually
move
right here
to this
one
that has
been hiding
out
and
I will
actually
use
a
my next
two
actions
to cast
a spell
strike
with
vampiric
beast
and
as part
of that
it is
casting
a spell
I can
use
my
catalyst
which is
unsullied
blood
that
when I
hit something
with vampiric
beast
normally
I get
hit points
equal to
half the
void damage
the target
takes
or temporary
hit points
unsullied
blood
causes me
to actually
gain
actual
hit points
so actually
heal
that amount
that's
cool
yeah
but you
know
it's also
a 30
gold
component
so like
it's
like
here's my
emergency
healing
do me a
huge favor
here
yes
roll me
that will
save
if you
don't
mind
okie
dokie
you see
young girl
can I
use a
hero
point
to
re-roll
that
I'll
tell
you
you
don't
have
to
worry
about
it
because
you're
already
in
difficult
terrain
I
think
it
would
become
more
difficult
for
the
rules
and
stuff
but I
have
to
double
check
that
rolling
because I
think if you double
difficult terrain
it's like you got to do triple or something and it's all weird
but um
okay
but I'll say with your failure
you're fine
you start seeing like gold throwing at you going gold's there gold's there
he's not stopping for it and you arrive right to him
he tries to make you lose your path
but you're good go ahead and kill him
target this guy and I will uh we roll the hit
you smack him
it is a hit
we roll the damage
which is a total of 14
and then we also roll uh
spell damage
yeah spell damage
so
there it is
vampiric feast
um oh he also has to
yeah he has to
make a 42 save
nah
DC 23
yeah
yeah
yeah baby
yeah
oh
oh shit
it'll take half damage
so keep rolling
okay
okay
so we roll 66
that was actually kind of terrible
didn't I
hey guess what
what
no
he goes
well I got three hit points from it so I mean
you will be fine
oh okay
just so I don't have to measure
actually I do have to kind of measure
through the kid
he's gonna do
3d8 void
which you'll be fine
Talene
hi Soren
hi heart
how much damage is it
nine
cool
nice
oh
this one gets healed
for the nine
oh my god
can I just say nine
is it healed
no
god damn it
that's
you just take that
I'm doing everything
there's a billion things I gotta do
every time he explodes
uh
probably to expose that
that other guy gets healed
and as for
heart needs to make me that fortitude save
yeah buddy
I'll do so
I'll do the funny
you're fine
for total 31
let's go
all right
Talene
you ran out spellstrikes
and it's the end of your turn
um
yeah
that's the end of my turn
I used all my actions
gray
see this one guy in front of y'all
nothing happy is going to happen
no matter what
happy
happy
happy
nothing is going to be happy
no matter what
she's going to
claim this as her targeted prey
the one right in front of her
she's going to
throw her mom
that's grungus
you can't give a shit
stupid dog
you made me look bad
damn
look bad then
total of 22
for a hit
I have been hit
for a little bit
damn much
a total of 12
it gets hit for the 12 points of damage
it's barely holding on
she's going to do it one
more
time
let's do the strike once again
hit with a 22
excellent
damage
oh we explode
oh god
I knew these guys would be motherfuckers
and it's funnier
it's funnier the 50th time
this is the bad one
so slashing
the idea
of people standing right in front of him
seeing the axe coming in
slash at it
and be like
wind says
there's no explosion
hey that's fine
and then the explosion just
whelms over him
yeah
like
beetle's like
oh no explosion
then like
sees it start to pop up
oh my god
at the end of your turn
yeah
beetle
I'm going to heal with the shirts
on myself
okay
okay
hold on
let me see here
oh I have to target myself
am I not targeting anything else
okay
very pog
trained master
treat wounds
uh
use assurance
oh
yes
yeah
what
how
how did I fail
because you set it on the
on the DC 30
because you're trying to aim
for a higher thing
to get that result
yeah
let's say you're aiming
for a lower thing
try again
since you don't know
how that works
so don't use master
no
you want to use master
if you want to try to hit that DC
to get all that extra healing
oh
okay
I will try with a
DC 20
yeah
I'll let you redo that
thank you
I've learned today
I'll make note of that
in my notes
there you go
I've learned a day
okay
okay I can't heal myself
for 28
uh
uh
oh
crap
oh shit
I don't think I can reach heart
uh 10
nope
I can only heal gray
no
that's a great choice
yeah
I can't reach heart
uh
here we go
expert
20 DC
treat wounds
assurance
yes
yay
oh
thank god
take that heal
and take it
just slaps a bandaid
on her
yeah
turns around
starts rubbing aloe vera
all over her
her fur is a mess today
oh my god
all right
it's two actions
got one action left
oops
heart
can you back up
away from them
so I can treat your wounds
can you come this way
I'll get you
I'll get you
Minerva
don't worry
yeah thank you
I went to go
we did the thing again
where we clicked for each other
yeah
beetle's gonna cry
for heart
to come towards him
so that he can heal him
and then he's gonna move
and that's my turn
heart
it's your turn
there's one guy left
there is one guy left
he looks very healthy
beetle's screaming at him
uh
I will
listen to beetle
thank you
and
and move
so that I can be healed
oh thank god
but not by him
uh
I will
I will
uh
I will use
uh
channel elements
and as a part of using
channel elements
uh
I will be able to use
a one action
kinetic effect
my effect
I wish to do
is
fresh produce
on myself
oh my god
and
uh
thus I will heal
for
for 23 HP
damn
okay
okay
and
then
I will
spend
one action
to
eh
eh
and
uh
as I
um
Mr. X
the tree's not there
so you're good to go down
there's a tree in your way
so it'll be difficult
it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter
Sorn
I have one action left
that's all I need
I'm gonna kill this guy
yeah
yeah
yeah do it
kill him
yeah do it
yeah kill that guy
I'm not
I'm not gonna elemental blast him
I just need to see him
Sorn
yeah
I'm gonna extract his
fucking elements
I go around the corner
I give him a low taper fade
and he can't say no
roll the damage
what if that
unless she had a low taper fade
he takes 11 damage
he's a little bitch boy
as Hartsworth walks around
he walks around the corner
looks at him and goes
bitch
and that's my turn
oh my god
he looks back at you
bitch
and he tries to punch you
he rolled a natural one
oh my god
I'm gonna villain point that
he hits you
the backswing gets you
nice
and yes
and yes
the game master
can roll the one
that's the natural
yeah that's fine
that's the thing
that's fine
complications for the players
hit me Sorn
do it
hit me baby
bumble time
see what happens
he damages you
for
minimum damage
for
he looks at you
and he spore pots you
misses
I know that feel
this dude is pissing
in fear right now
he is shitting himself
he's rolled the worst
he's ever rolled
part of your stance there
it is now
it's Liam's turn
you can flank
you can flank with me
come on dude
you can flank with me
it's time
Talim
what do you do
can be muted
yeah dude
come at it
I spit an action
to raise my shield
I will then
spit my next two actions
target this guy
snap my fingers
and cast ignition
on his fungus ass
I'm about to roast
this mushroom
yo R. Kelly
oh crits
let's go
um
yeah
roll the damage cap
roll the damage
it is 5d4
oh
um
for 14 points
of damage
you notice
it is a lot
more effective
as his fungi
begins to burn
on his head
it was a crit
it's 28
oh
you're right
hold up
excuse me
oh
oh
it explodes
it explodes
I can do all the damage
and stuff
it won't really matter
at this point
wait wait wait wait
if you do the damage
on heart
I cast as reaction
delay consequence
what
huh
it would delay
and then go right back
to heart
so you don't need to do that
yeah but it would give time
for being able to be like
and like heal heart more
for like a round
I can do
I like as a uh
as a time mage
I can use a reaction
it's one of my focus spells
to delay the damage
somebody takes
from an attack
for one round
oh
oh
that's pretty cool
that's pretty cool
but then the damage
still go back
are you gonna try to do
a healing
between or
yeah
yeah
that would be the plan
because
combat's now over
okay
I'm
that's my next
I'm running to heart
and I'm healing heart
yeah so we'll
we'll do all the math then
so this affects
everybody
except gray
except gray
so all that damage
pew pew pew
pew pew pew
all the damage is there
but of course
hearts can wait
for the uh
13 points of damage
yay
what do you got
Talim
oh it's
I just
can't have to lay
consequence on heart
I love not dying
as my reaction is
I love not dying
as the heart
is about to take damage
I go
no
and I stop time
I stop the
the briars
and stuff like that
flying right at him
and it's just like
beetle
yeah
heal heart
yeah
yeah
go ahead beetle
yippee
I'll put a spackle
yeah he pulls a bunch
of mud out of the ground
he starts just smearing
it all over heart
take it
take it
take the clay
take the mud
take it
put it on your body
you get healed
for 20
oh
yeah
and with that
the content's
finally over
oh
yay
I just wanted
to use delay
consequence
once
holy moly
that was awful
there's a guy
enclosed in amber
over there
there is
and as the camera
zooms
over to the guy
in amber
we will find out
what happens
with all that
next time
on
Raccoon
he said the line
he said it
this is a two-parter
short
I'll have to leave
it was one episode
deal
so we can't keep
doing the two-parter
things like that
but
thank you all
so very much
for playing
can we skip
and go straight
to credits
yeah
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i'm going on
also weirdly
that was the wrong
outro sound
now it's just awkward
oh no
oh no
i mean
i'm like
i
why is it that
button
i could do it
that was the wrong
that was the wrong
outro sound
chat we broke it
yeah we fucked up
chat
i
i
i'm scared
no
i've got the perfect
outro
i've got the perfect
outro sound
about this
oh no
audio jungle
audio jungle
audio jungle
audio jungle
audio jungle
it's video game music
audio jungle
audio jungle
it was like
i wonder what
i think
i guess we'll just
have to awkwardly be
here till the credits
go
oh
i have to
go use the bathroom
is it okay
thank you so much
go use the bathroom
i've been suffering
too
it's not to stay here
in my contract
oh my god
i have to
thanks much
and then nebula
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whoever named
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just no
i love that
yeah
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yeah just one thing
for all of you
all these people
oh my god
someone i commissioned
once had their name
set as no
so i couldn't find
their invoice
but thanks everyone
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i'm like without you guys
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like seriously
like without you guys
all this would have
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the change of my life
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for all of you being
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you are the reason
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you know
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we just shut everything
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goodbye
bye everybody
bye